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still spelling it yoghurt

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looking to shoehorn access to the belle and sebastian millions

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trying to find a lightbulb with the right lumens like edison trying to find the right wick for his incandescents. try a zorse next

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i’m going to start vaping but just because i need to create a cloud of smoke for subterfuge

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gathering money is about attraction, and i feel none for the fossil presidents

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in case anyone’s looking for birthday ideas, i happen to know that batman’s looking for a black rain poncho

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strange that so many of us bear the onus of gathering money when we may feel no affinity with the act

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to blessed to be soggy

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i am soggy o lord, in your wisdom make me crisp

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cereal that doesn’t stay crispy asks for help from god

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we have the willingness but not the industrial cereal manufacturing equipment

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stays crispy for an entire psalm

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‘a problem shared is a problem halved’ due to privation measures we’re now only able to do you two fifths

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crunchier than thou

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i heard the bible’s coming out with a breakfast cereal

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young, dumb and full of remnant carpet samples

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actually it’s pronounced wibliam shapespeare

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simply purchase a potato, heat and enjoy

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right?

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i’m sure cows have their own version of personification, though probably not anthropomorphisation but only because they are ungulates and can’t lampoon us that way

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tfw u text Alain Ducasse for Alain Ducasse's Gougères recipe and he just tb