Specs, Wuthering Shitposter

Kim Ji-Hoon's top guy, certified 20's boomer, purveyor of the funnies.

[DeskMatis™ @deskmatis]

Parasite arm or metallic arm?

[redaknight @Redaknight_]

Ts is tuff

[Wanderjegson @wanderjegson]

Chinese goddess Nuwa and her chud boyfriend

[Specs, Wuthering Shitposter @SpecsShitposts]

@elluci_el

[pera @latorta_il]

Thank you for your request!

[Specs, Wuthering Shitposter @SpecsShitposts]

@Braphog663 @Fistocrat @PlisskenPatriot >account made last month
>only follow Asmonroach & Gad Saad
>replies are exclusively ragebait

Try harder next time.

[Mohamed "TheFearMaster" Saad (Commissions open) @TFMsaad]

It is I, Dr. Mobius, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you

[hosses🇻🇳 @Hosses21]

Haze shows you her OSICs

[Delivrione @DelivrioneAzer]

"Must be the wind"

[Specs, Wuthering Shitposter @SpecsShitposts]

@thesoypill The plates are loaded, it's a sunny day out, the audience is chanting their name, and SOMEHOW Babylon Bee writers still manage to strikeout the easiest fastball possible.

Truly, we are in the apocalypse of parody websites.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Secure. Contain. Protect.

The V/H/S franchise is tackling the SCP Foundation with upcoming installment V/H/S: SCP.

The anthology film will be framed as “recovered field documentation, or video evidence gathered, redacted, and archived by the secretive organization."

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: The powerful have always known their answer. America, in their view, is an arena of supremacy, where only a select few are allowed freedom, where not all are created equal. America, if you ask them, becomes less the more people it welcomes. America, they will tell you, belongs only to those with the right accent or the right shade of skin. The rest of us, they insist, should be grateful for merely being allowed to visit.

How small they are, how weak, how unoriginal. 

At every moment in our past, those who led through exclusion and isolation have tried to win power and enrich themselves by turning us against one another. Division is the oldest trick in politics, and the cheapest. But time and again-including 250 years ago-those forces of division have been vanquished by the forces of progress.

And yet today, too many of our leaders do not believe in a vision of this nation as an asylum for the persecuted-but rather as one that persecutes those seeking asylum.

As we mark 250 years, what do we see? 

We see a city of contradictions within a nation of contradictions. We see the wealthiest country in the history of the world— one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more. We see monopolies that dominate every industry and oligarchs who buy elections. We see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by our undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans. We see a nation whose immense wealth has been built by those with calloused, dirt-streaked hands —those who toil on factory floors and chisel into stone —and we see a nation that has allowed so much of that wealth to be held instead in the soft hands of a precious few.

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

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