Lord

All around U | Speed, Velocity, and Acceleration enthusiast | Aspiring painter | Avid birder | Paragon of Chinese Sages

[Lord @SpeedLord0]

What the hell is up dog

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@Unc1eAnt This guy has done and seen more things than 99.8% of population. If I were a solider, probably wouldn’t have a wife or family ties, then why not? Have cigarettes and beers with locals in remote off spots sounds awesome

[Jack Leverentz 🇺🇸 @Bossman_10K]

This one on the other hand is going to haunt me until death, and probably after

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@OfficialTourPro Stock 8 iron - my perfect brain doesn’t even register the tree

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@HustleBitch_ 7am and still asleep? Sleeping your life away 😂 weekend? Maybe, but during the week you should be up and at em buddy

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@ukboomers If I’m getting charged a cleaning fee regardless of the state it’s left in, I’m not cleaning nor taking the trash out. Thank you

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@petermillar Would’ve purchased if the MLB logo was on it as well. Pls revise

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@PolymarketBlitz Collins also open :(

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@JoshuaBarzon Whoever is cooking your turkey needs to be fired! Buy a smoker, brine it for two days, then smoke for 8 hours. So fricken yummy bro.

The turkey flat wing combo holy shit buddy

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@benonwine Go to bar / pub knock a few back a find a couple buddies

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@BarackObama Nancy pelosi can insider trade but i cannot! What a racket… put her in Jail Mr trump

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@TrumpsHurricane They don’t know how to cook a real meal

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Got so high off weed beers last night I couldnt get out of manual breathing mode

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@sad5ky Custom tip - $0.01 franks

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@RickyDoggin Send her to the mines!

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@iAnonPatriot “Waiting for a home”? Wtf does that mean. Get a job, save, invest, buy a home… this state is so fucked I gotta bail

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@AmericaPapaBear That chick is retarded. Buy shit on CC, some loser (me) pays it off at the end of each month, accumulates points, goes on sick 15 day vacations with hot wife.

[Lord @SpeedLord0]

@TeamYouTube I don’t need help! I need football every Saturday and you stole that from me

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@YouTubeTV You guys better figure it out. If I can’t watch football on Saturday I may end my life

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Dialed as piss - ass fucking these Italians

[infinite speed @gods_dumb_idiot]

Butt fucking italy @SpeedLord0

[Lord @SpeedLord0]

@jackmac Moving away from solider field is dang tragedy. Right by the massive beautiful lake and skyline. Moving to the suburbs is brutal