Connor Pace

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[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

When you stand up to appreciate the hero of the game and it’s a cop 🤖

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

They should sell zyns at every concession stand at every game. $20 bucks a can and suddenly every team is profitable

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@KalebtheWalker Dang it’s too bad they normally wear cups. Didn’t realize the pants were so see through

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I wanted to hate the #appletv games so bad but their cameras really are amazing and they let me listen to our @BravesRadioNet radio broadcast instead of their terrible announcers so now i wish every espn game was on apple instead

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

I regret to inform you the taco bell chicken nuggets are really good

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

Every rich person has to have a fancy bathroom for GUESTS with a fancy bottle of SOAP sitting next to an identical fancy bottle of LOTION and the labels both have to be in FRENCH so you don’t know which is which until you squirt one into your wet HANDS

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

Can we please go back to regular jeopardy these questions are too hard and I’m not having fun anymore

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

Imagine going to bed and waking up trending just for minding your own business

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

Somebody keeps watching @pawpatrol (and the @pawpatrol movie) on my @paramountplus and none of the people who know my password will confess to watching it #truecrime #scandal #48hoursmystery

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

All she had to do was release the HD recordings of her secret songs performances and she would’ve made hundreds of millions of dollars. But instead she decided she was going to single handedly end the writers and actors strikes

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

Every time I go to chickfila I always think “Wow this is so good, I should come here more often” as if I don’t already eat here 3+ times a week

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

I still have no idea what icing means

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

Only 161 to go! #undefeated #firstplace #first #place #ForTheA

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

Yea you think you’re in good shape but have you ever tried to climb up one flight of stairs at altitude?

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

The emergency exit row is crazy and we just let anyone sit there as long as they’re 15 or older. How do they know I’m not a lunatic who wants to pop that bad boy open once we hit cruising altitude

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

I picked #USC to cut down the nets! Who's in your bracket? #bracket https://t.co/vYr17mDch7

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@fisherfantastic They never stop 😔

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

Whenever someone says “I’m going to keep this brief,” you’re about to hear the longest presentation you’ve ever heard in your entire life

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

Can you imagine how expensive super bowl tickets would’ve been if Taylor Swift had been performing

[Connor Pace @SpeedPacer]

I always fast forward through the musical guest unless it’s Taylor swift