Captain Dr. McRib

jack of literally a bunch of trades only burps during burp session

[Captain Dr. McRib @SpeedstikRascal]

How many crabs? A thread:

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two ships flying on a plane

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@holymackarell i was 16/17 at my first bachelorette party what about autistic fiesta machines

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Big Papa in the sky with diamonds

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emailing the DJ

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coca cola lite? coca cola normal?

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STOP THE REACTIVE ABUSE

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@MaybeSomeBagels cmon elon let a man talk

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@MaybeSomeBagels

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the snail in my ear telling me to rub an onion ring on my scalp

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Inshalla Pregnant Cosmetics

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ben affleck joey chestnut biopic when

[魈✟ ❂☭ 電波系奇男子 @ShoBeiYong]

钓到大鱼了

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@IanDorsch Oh I’m making note of this

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my dog is-not chewing-EATING a tennis ball rn

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I am a troubled individual

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churros for dinner idgaf