Spencer Graham

Once upon a time, someone told me I should try stand up. What an asshole, amirite?

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The "ok" text message, gift to the insecure or necessary confirmation? #InternalDebate

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@SenStroebel @GovEvers You don't want tax dollars to help take care of children? Lemme guess you are pro life too. Lunatic.

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@DanODonnellShow @SenStroebel Keep on being delusional.

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I return to this p.o.s. application because today my brain remembered P.b. crisps and I am pissed that isn't a thing anymore.

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So it changed to X and I stopped using this completely, now I battle between "no social media good" and "how do I explain to the world Pancho and Lefty is the greatest song ever"

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@LakotaMan1 He thinks it made them stronger and better walkers really. What an asshat.

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@CleverMonsterCT So these people want to be seen as the bad guys from the purge movies? Spot on really.

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@IdiotBrainGuy We are absolutely NOT living in a simulation. It is all REAL.

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@CleverMonsterCT 53 followers be like "well in real life..." yeah and I had a Canadian model girlfriend I told everyone about in middle school.

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@trixiemattel Trixie 2024

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@Williesillie2 Awe, I wish I could get the chance to fuck up a perfectly nice chance to say hi to real life willy. Then call myself an idiot for fucking it up for eternity.

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@SLCSocialist Wanting to be a police officer is a mind set, like being a xenophobe or hating poor people. And they pretend it is for the greater good, but really they want to do is serve their own interests. Kind of like businessmen or insurance salesmen, but they just want money.

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Spencer on Monday: hey weather app, it is really hot, what is the rest of the week gunna be like?
Weather app: Hot as hell.
Spencer today: yo what up weather app?
Weather app: ITS GUNNA RAIN!
Spencer: Rejoice! Hurray!

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@jamesmcorlett Wow my car seems to have a little more of a zip today. Oh it got a visit from the car jacket, who's a lucky buddy.

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@Donald_W_Biggs @SLCSocialist What does this have to do with the main point? The borg were a villainous enfluence that would be the antithesis of the goals of the Federation and the points laid out. Do you think you owned here? Cause you didn't.

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@HeidiNCloset Ads and conservatives.

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@DanODonnellShow You understand this shows your completely backwards here. Your point is climate change is about votes. But if your party stopped lying to themselves about climate change it would stop being about votes.

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One of the first times in my life, I am working someone else's shift, voluntarily, not forced into it, and I am getting OT pay to do it. Working in restaurants sucked.

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I have a better answer than religion to tell if you are a good person. Look deep in your heart and ask yourself, have you ever retweeted one of your own tweets?