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@Captivate deciding the best way to boost office morale is by having Debora O. absolutely DUNK on us as we take a windowless steel box to 10 hours of fluorescent purgatory

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Babe what do you mean we can’t buy this 1,000 piece panoramic puzzle for the flight?

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At the very least Rory should get league table credit. Do the right thing Jay.

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Four Seasons Los Cabos promises the “extraordinary” but none of the other guests will play sharks & minnows with me in the infinity pool like wtf??

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Germany will start one of the most affordable public transit offers anywhere in the world.

For just €49 ($54) a month, holders of the "Deutschland-Ticket" will get unlimited travel on all city buses, subways and trams in the country. Oliver Crook reports https://t.co/2KNGVVNRQD

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“I am contending for honor and empire. Rome, tremble before me as I am Hannibal of Carthage reborn”

Girlfriend: “Yes it’s very impressive you ate the Tour of Italy by yourself but please sit down everyone is staring”

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Jeggings

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Dear Lord if I have but a single request as your humble creation, please please please let me be remembered for my prowess with a broiler

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@mp3461 @JackBox @Mintmobile I grudgingly accept this explanation

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For a movie called “Speed”, 4 minutes of intro credits is a pretty goddamn slow way to start the movie.

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Me at dinner trying to workshop a tweet about how eating club sandwiches and shrimp are somehow similar. My girlfriend: “I think you’re outside of your zone of excellence”

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@Outback Can you explain the name please?

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@pepsi I assume yes since you posted this

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#tesla #Cybertruck spotted w/o camo feb’23

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Absolute slam-dunk job by ⁦@LandRover⁩ coming up with an advertisement that perfectly encapsulates the exact type of person that would buy a Defender 130 https://t.co/9RigRFxM5N

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@hello__caitlin @TE_Noonan

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Hear me out. Water polo meets WWF. Subs come in via the high dive. Each team gets one standup jet ski. Penalty box in the lazy river (jk there are no penalties). We call it Water Pummel.