Spencer Petras

Utah State QB

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Prof knows ball

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@Stewie_Mucker Did you buy all 3?

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Watching this game on mute. Sam Acho is an insufferable listen

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I can’t believe we fucking lost. I want to die

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Bang Bang Niner Gang!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The human bowling ball!

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@Stewie_Mucker That’s an LT alum right there

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@Bob_Dernier_Fan Enjoy it while it lasts Bob. Soon it’ll all be over and you’ll want to kys every single day for the rest of your life

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I’d cut my dick off to be a Freshman again. Dynasty Inbound

[Tyler Tachman @Tyler_T15]

Ben McCollum speaking during Kickoff at Kinnick: “I walk in here to five, six-thousand and I expect five, six-thousand plus the other sophomores, juniors, seniors to help build this thing into the championship program you deserve.”

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@Richard26736642 @SpoCoIC Spoco is cooked

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The university of Indiana is the biggest conglomerate of fags ever. Massive circle jerk at Kirkwoods. Thank god I went to Iowa w real people

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Shocker the lady giving out wristbands in the bleachers is still a cunt. Took my fake a while back and asked me my entire ID today. I’m 23 you old hag, just let me get my $18 beer!

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@Stewie_Mucker I was being facetious. We are fucked

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Cubs season is officially over. Thanks for tickling my balls for half a season. At least we’ll sign Tucker this off season!

[cordarrelle patterson @ceeflashpee84]

Breaking news❗️❗️❗️Pittsburgh Steelers release old washed up cordarrelle patterson on his day off!!!

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Biggest attention Whore on the planet.

[ESPN @espn]

Colorado head coach Deion Sanders and his medical team announced that he had a bladder tumor that has been removed and is now “cured from the cancer.”

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@CadeAndThem Cmon Johnny. That’s was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Unwatchable had to turn off after 20 minutes

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At this exact moment, he lost half his net-worth

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It’s a shame how we just let anyone throw first pitches & sing the stretch now

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They’ve been telling us how hard Oakmont is gonna play for months and I wake up to that fucking loser JJ Spaun 4 under. What are we doing @PGATOUR

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@Stewie_Mucker Dear Kyle,

Call the #

Warm Regards,
Spencer

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@fieldsnuts Great pick