Darth Luther Ferentz

Kiesean, I am your father

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

New year, same Davey

[Glizzy Claw @DawgGlizzy]

Davey saw his shadow today. You know what that means; a whole year of unchanging his ways

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Is gambling with shareholder value worth a Knicks championship? Or is this simply the ocky way?

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

She said she miss me all caps
God it ain’t better than that

#KnicksIn5 #BINGBONG

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

If I’m lyin I’m flyin economy

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

There’s so many hot and mysterious guys at the mall

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

I’m in the bathroom GRUNTING chat

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Sorry momma, I’ve been drinking sugar free redbull and listening to youngboy again

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

HBO Max is so back.

Born to Bowl
Rooster
DTF St. Louis
Euphoria
House of Dragons
The Pitt

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Was just compared to Jack Harlow (unironically). Gonna need to tell baby gorl to slow down, I haven’t even thrown on the Darth Luther fit yet

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Are chopped uncs a vibe at the wedding reception?

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Robbie Avila, March Madness legend

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

We puttin hot sauce on the pork chop sammich

[Landon @landon20s]

We are no longer Bullish on Chicago

We are instead Chicagomaxxing

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

@jspinny21 Both scenarios went something like this:

Me: going to Colorado?

9’s+’s:

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Have been getting #TextMogged by 9+’s and it’s humbling chat

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

You left your hoodie on my chair… 😢

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Bears Pro Bowl center Drew Dalman has informed the team that he is retiring from the NFL at age 27. Dalman left Stanford in 2021, and after four seasons in Atlanta and one in Chicago, he has made the sudden and surprising decision to retire.

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Where’s my 5’8” LatinX baddie who does Pilates and listens to Pretty Rickey daily?? Everyone else has one 😡😨🤕

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Chat, wavy or creepy co-worker to quote Bill Withers hit 1972 classic “Use Me” in a professional email?

#ProfessionalMogging #Corporate #WorkLifeBalance #BillWithers

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

@coach_oats Coach, any concern with Mogging that hard when Clavicular just got FrameMogged by an ASU frat leader?

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Genuine playing at the brib at 6:18 AM. Valentine’s Day weekend or just a chill white dude with some motion?? #HappyValentinesDayLilMomma

[Darth Luther Ferentz @SpenceyyB]

Why yes, I do kind of look like Sam Darnold, Super Bowl winning QB