Spergapises

Moderate Solution Disrespector |
1608 Jamestown Planter |
First House of Burgesses Sitter |

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I must live a certain way

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@GarandThumb1 Nearly every scene, I thought to myself
>I would have done it This Way
But the fact of the matter is that I didn’t do it, he did, and did so with a budget that many on the Right are perfectly capable of sourcing.

Made me think of how many iterations we should have had by now.

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“… and the other half just got here!”

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“… and the other half just got here!”

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Over half of Democratic voters say they would rather live in another country than the United States, per an Elon University/YouGov survey.

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Perhaps this is an unpopular opinion but I would like for NBA superstar Sophie Cunningham to have several (4-10) of my children (they would not be allowed to play basketball for obvious reasons)

[Ashwin @Sudharsan_ak]

The fact that Sophie triggered almost an entire league with just a simple point of a finger is just crazy motion 😂😂😂😂😂

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@GodClosePopeyes @pozzed_sped @GodCloseMyEyes That was also my thought, he walks past clearly better-looking whores all the way to la goblina in the back, so I just assumed she was an informant or something but no

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

This might genuinely be the most 3rd world post on the entire internet

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@WiggerMaggot Uncanny how the expression of the eyes and mouth barely changes from frame to frame

The face of someone who has been blasting mood stabilizers since puberty

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@sardonic_greek Just reflexively thought that post was meant to make Vance seem reasonable until I saw who posted it

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@Im_human_too_ >mfw my work opp tells our coworker Gabor he got “totally gypped” on that deal

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@0x49fa98 “Check DMs”

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foid: uhm here, I-I think you… you dropped this!

germanon: nein

[eugyppius @eugyppius1]

gril in train station ran up to me and pressed a euro coin into my hand. “you dropped this from your wallet back there!” i did not drop anything from my wallet back there and i tried to say she must be mistaken but she insisted. now i am one euro richer and slightly puzzled.

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@DukeNukem1996 Better investigate…

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@growing_daniel foid: uhm here, I-I think you… you dropped this!

germanon: nein

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@TheEbonyMaw POV you just sent yesterday’s meme

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@revenant_MMXX @extradeadjcb >palynological analysis allows us to place the Phallonovo people as direct antecedents of the Androsterazi, who dominate the younger stratigraphy region-wide

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@wotancore Damn

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Incredible that there is still a cadre of people successfully(?) grifting off of muh global warming here in Current Year + 11.

Everyone has seen the line graphs, everyone has seen what they do to rivers, etc.

Who is still buying this smug, faux-existential guilt?

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

It's officially the hottest June day ever.

We know who is to blame. Fossil fuel firms. The billionaire media. Weak politicians.

We know what we must do. Rapid decarbonisation & adaptation for a healthier, wealthier country safe for future generations.

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@retardmode More of a “hop side to side from foot to foot as though I were standing on a cartoon bed of coals” kinda fella myself

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@amuse @alx Apples and oranges but I got added to several *nd*an kill lists on this site within weeks of making this account, when I was sitting at <100 followers. Not sure what drives the propensity to create and distribute lists of targets, whether opsec boldness or just stupidity

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@bumbadum14 @_Apollosol Nearly every discussion on the subject has devolved into either
>the jews are right about the muslims
Or
>the muslims are right about the jews

And maybe either could be situationally true, but neither is comprehensive to someone truly on the outside of a millennia-old blood feud