Simon Gatheru

Am as Simple as Simple Simon :)

[Elemosho @Hardeygboro]

Can you score higher than this guys? Test your football knowledge

[Sulekha Tripathi @sulekhat95]

INSTEAD OF WATCHING AN HOUR OF NETFLIX TONIGHT.

This 1 hour Stanford lecture by Joel Peterson will teach you more about negotiation and getting what you want than most people learn in years.

Bookmark it and give it an hour, no matter what.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Ruto: ADANI deals are good.

MPs: Sure.

Ruto: ADANI deals are not good.

MPs: Sure.

Ladies and gentlemen, the national assembly of the republic of Kenya.😌

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m watching myself watch this 😂

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Victor Wanyama 🇰🇪

#UCL

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

The latest FAFO Highlights

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

THE POLICE AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[TheEstherKazungu @EstherKazungu]

The rationale is that she’s not using your brain.
We don’t expect someone like you to understand integrity moves.
#RutoMustGo

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

My fucking G

[Amalia @Amaliarenzy]

@C_NyaKundiH He is the first born of Satan💀

[END| Scar @khscar12]

“ I want to drink strawberry milk”😄

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Finance Bill 2024 is out:

· There's a clear effort in the bill to lean more towards Appropriations in Aid than we have seen in preceding Finance Bills
· Medium-term Revenue Strategy promised us a clean up of VAT exemptions & zero rating, the bill goes heavy on this
· There's a proposal to exempt KRA from the constraints of the Data Protection Act in accessing tax payers' data
· There are a number of good proposals, there are a number of problematic proposals - it's a mixed bag in my view

A🧵

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

bro is a customer

[Global Hearts @Global_Hearts0]

@shivaye01 It's so heartwarming! 🥰

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Given that the Gemini AI will be at the heart of every Google product and YouTube, this is extremely alarming!

The senior Google exec called me again yesterday and said it would take a few months to fix. Previously, he thought it would be faster.

My response to him was that I doubted that Google’s woke bureaucratic blob would *allow* him to fix it. Unless those who caused this are exited from Google, nothing will change, except to make the bias less obvious and more pernicious.

Btw, kudos to Caitlyn for posting that she would definitely prefer misgendering to nuclear apocalypse!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

“Hey, can I copy your homework?”

“Sure, just make it look different so that it doesn’t look like you just copied it.”

“Sure thing.”