Your Man Oedipus

Whaddup I'm Oedipus I Low-Key killed king Laius and took his kingdom #Whoops I married his wife and this blind guy named Tiresias said she is my mom But IDK

[Taty @shecallmetaddy]

When even your calculator feels the stress:

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

I just solved pack Frog in WordBrain - as number 2410888 ever! #WordBrain #words

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

I just solved pack Crab in WordBrain - as number 2925308 ever! #WordBrain #words

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 336! #WordBrain #words

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 276! #WordBrain #words

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

I just solved pack Snail in WordBrain - as number 3835805 ever! #WordBrain #words

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 213! #WordBrain #words

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

@CreonEng10 @yagirljocasta https://t.co/qiUsF3Fh8W

[jc. @fuckyahtweets]

It's not my fault I can't trust people anymore. Like everyone is unpredictable.

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

Lol I got banished ha cool it's good didn't even like this town anyway. 😅

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

Yo but creon, can my daughters come with me tough?

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

Shut up @chorus I don't need your advice what's done is done!

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

I SHALL GOUGE OUT MY EYES! For they shall never see the crime I have committed! 😰😵

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

OH MY GOSH. I can't believe it was me 😔😫

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

Ugh this herdsman won't talk #peasant #annoying

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

@yagirljocasta "okay" whatever you say

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

Why?! https://t.co/dhdDy1EOW4

[Jocasta @yagirljocasta]

@SphinxSlayerO DROP THE ISSUE OEDIPUS. DROP IT NOW!

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

#Whatever #Awkward #DadDiedOfNaturalCauses

[Your Man Oedipus @SphinxSlayerO]

"Ooookayyyyyyy" https://t.co/spevIlVYX5

[Creon @CreonEng10]

@SphinxSlayerO I am your most loyal brother. I would never betray you, "The prizes are all mine: riches, respect, and honor...without fear"