Mike Lowry

I am whatever I say I am.

[Mike Lowry @Sphosomhle]

We're so fucking weird for being on Twitter 😆

[Iceberg Slim @TheRealLZK]

Lixelegu maan unontombi,uveza izinto ezingavezwayo

[anelisa k @anentiresnack]

akadlali uyabagqiba kwela monti 😂

[Mike Lowry @Sphosomhle]

@DeeIsASinner

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

nigga slapped his btch she looked at me I looked at my phone and wrote this post

[Keion @KeionJ05]

Dude Sony messed up so fucking hard LMAOOOOO

[Kooks @Kookie_Kuhle]

Can’t have a nickname list without “Tiger”

[Dating Taxi @DatingTaxi]

The urge to have sex with new women never goes away.

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

Finally listened to the Shane Gillis monologue. Women. If THIS is what's gonna send you into a days long tizzy, you're in for a very hard life.

[Mike Lowry @Sphosomhle]

This better be gas.

[Miami Vice '85 @miami_vice85]

Michael B. Jordan is Tubbs. Austin Butler is Crockett. 

Miami Vice ’85 - now in production.

[OK Then @okaythenfuture]

The most bearish thing about this entire affair is that a Nigerian billionaire is actually settling for a single white mother with like two children.

White skin is like crack for black men unfortunately.

I’d be happy if I was Tobey Maguire too, my children are about to inherit everything.

I said what I said.

[JOEL🦅 @Powerjoel_]

Genuinely, how does this happen? Every woman I have dated was hornier than me.

[Mike Lowry @Sphosomhle]

Lol. Saw this a couple days ago on a status. Nonsensical analogy this.

[Anele Mdoda @Anele]

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

[Ian Stewart @bobdylansbarber]

Perhaps I don’t take football seriously enough, but Sky are making this sound like City are heading to be tried at Nuremberg. #livmci

[Mike Lowry @Sphosomhle]

Stupid this. Players won on the pitch. Everything else is noise

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Roy Keane has his say on the independent Premier League Commission's findings against Manchester City.

[Astro @CrAstro2]

Donna Summer’s estate already robbed us of a classic…

[Spectre @spectre0799]

hey now but the beat is Crash Out

[The Big Picture @TheBigPic]

HEAT 2, MIAMI VICE '85, and SICARIO 3. Forget the year of CR, we're approaching the decade of CR. @ChrisRyan77

[refentse @refentsek_]

he’s not Kobe Bryant to us 🤷🏾‍♂️

[utd gii : the search for 21 🇾🇪 @Giift_M10]

this graphic is horrendous

[Mike Lowry @Sphosomhle]

I didn't know dating a lady 6 years my junior meant she'd feel nothing when I played Dare by Gorrilaz and I'd be desperately explaining just how much of a banger it is.