Alison Raveling

the call is coming from inside the house!

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One sentence synopsis of John Wick 3: Keanu Reeves is joined by Halle Berry for a shoot out scene making this the ultimate movie for bisexuals who love vengeance and dogs. @ISawPod

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The song Karma Police came on at work and I almost started crying so that’s where I’m at this week.

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@hownot2adult Coochie Cooch E.

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@hownot2adult No but it should be!

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Sure, riding a bus is fun, but have you tried being thrown under one?

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“Who wants to smell somebody’s armpit? Cause now’s the time!” This has been things my seven year old yelled out of nowhere on a long car ride.

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I mean as far as I am concerned they never went away. But good to know.

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Question for @ISawPod—if I drink flavored creamer in flavored coffee does that cancel the serial killer ratio out or am I doubling down? Be honest. I can take it.

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If I didn’t pay attention in Dune part 1 am I going to understand Dune part 2 oh wait what am I worried about I am just watching for Zendaya and Florence.

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When it’s cold outside I am mad I can’t walk outside on my lunch break because of the temperature and snow so when it’s blisteringly hot in the summer I make my self go out and silently sweat it out. And that is living in the Midwest.

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I love it when you tell a little kid they look tired and they act like you just slapped them in the face.

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Hey, has anyone asked Aaron Dessner about this Matt Healy thing? I feel like The National are pretty level headed. Or Bon Iver, maybe he has some insights!

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I feel like years ago this would have alarmed me but now it stopped me for a minute then I thought, meh, seems about right.

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My husband is a talented baker.

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NO 👏🏻 ONE 👏🏻 CARES👏🏻

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Thinking about hanging a bell on my daughter’s doorknob the nights I watch horror movies so I have more warning to shut it down if she comes out.

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How do I go about uninviting a third grader I have never met from my daughter’s birthday party? 🤔