Sarah Pichler

[Sarah Pichler @Spichlerr]

Attention milllennials

https://t.co/CEI9YRGXsZ

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The average person makes 6 friends a year? @scotiabank #nhlplayoffs #commercial #fakenews

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Hey @Apple you should have an option for your map app where you can enter places that you want to avoid (construction) and it will show you the best way

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Whoever decided that starting construction on McCormond the Tuesday after a long weekend without any preemptive signs warning WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK @cityofsaskatoon @mayorcynthiablock #yxe

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The speed increase from gear 1 to gear 2 on my Mazda CX5 is insane. Thought you should @mazdacanada.

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The forecast for next week is WILD 17 Tuesday and snow Thursday #DayAfterTomorrowWeather

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@artemisiasilk Maybe she was just trying to cover up her mistake. Because I now know what I should say if this ever happens to me (because this is A HUGE fear)

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Hey @SIRIUSXM your app is AWFUL. It skips songs sooo often and has really bad reception, even when I’m outside. I thought you should know that I prefer to use @Spotify #FIXIT

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“NERD” I scream in my head to the guy in front of me who is coming to a complete stop at the stop sign in a parking lot when there is clearly NO ONE COMING

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I bet the place is just crawling with kids from the post church crowd. #hooters #targetdemographic

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Hey everybody, it’s almost time to wake up

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@stumanchuwpg @costcocanada Touché

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Hey @costcocanada why does your Kirkland sized almonds have a handy dandy resealable bag but not the walnuts?

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Hey @Netflix_CA I’m watching Baby Momma and I have a SERIOUS problem with season 2 episode 3 when she almost lets her baby fall off the fucking table because she doesn’t want to get in trouble at work. Like WTF is that? I’m not laughing.

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I accidentally clicked on an advertisement that I was trying to exit out of and noticed that these mf crocks are $80 🫨

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Very impressed/skeptical about this forecast.

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I order some @kudosnacks
I pay $14.99 shipping on their website
A week later I get a package delivered to my house
The courier needs me to pay for duty
I pay $52.25
I end up paying $106.35 for 12 bags of POPCORN

WTF @kudosnacks

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It’s happening. #FALL

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@stateoflace13 @Newsweek Hey @Newsweek - I’m a 35 year old woman who is single, childless and DREAM of being as successful as @taylorswift13 and the fact that this article was published by someone who @BarackObama follows is a HUGE F U

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That’s the plot of a Chicago fire episode and I wouldn’t believe that they would make such a far fetched story