The thing I will always give Heated Rivalry flowers for is letting a muscled dude be carried romantically because I feel like most mlm media with similar scenes only lets the twinks get picked up
A PhD is when your supervisor gradually becomes convinced that you know what you’re doing, and you gradually become convinced that neither of you does.
I’m crying man USMNT twitter just calling our players pussies for 12 hours straight while Brazilian Twitter is writing thesis projects on Neopentecostalism contributing to the downfall of the fabric of the national team
We liberated Belgium in 1944, and this is how they repay us? With an ass-whooping that will be remembered in America for hours, possibly even days, to come?
i have to stand and listen to vows written by two illiterate inbreds for 40 minutes, cant eat or get drunk afterwards and my thank you for attending is a documentary about the fyre festival event i just attended?? lol. lmao even.
@cncsubbottom69 Once my optometrist said “you have great retinas” and I said “thanks I brush them every day” and this old man laughed like he never heard a joke in his life I know he’s dying for entertainment
brazil AND mexico both getting eliminated on the same day by two european teams??? the head of fifa could have ONLY gotten this idea from benjamin netanyahu.
The Burner has a theory around the Balogun suspended red card situation but we are not sure the liberal media is ready to hear it:
Dominos claimed to give away $1 million worth of free pizza if a US player got a red card, they saw what happened and knew they couldn't financially undertake that burden, so they put a call in.