Cranky Kang

fuck what day is it

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[grace @gracefishlove]

Just started dating a worm in order to avoid all that hypothetical drama

[emi @vxmpcore_]

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[eve @csiirac]

when the function got playtime

[cher @mclIark]

why can’t i put my fingers in the dentists mouth

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[ؘ Adrian³³³ ☾ ❦ ☻ ☽ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

The Knicks team got so much chemistry Cuz they explored eachothers bodies

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

not now kitten i’m noticing the pattern

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

If you die in wordle you die in real life

[grim @Discount_Death]

what the fuck is up your honor

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Bro you missed it the quick brown fox just jumped over the lazy dog

[jame @kloogans]

you can buy a gun on papa john’s secret menu

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

The coolest part of being alive in 2026 is how everything is $1000 dollars

[cav empty @cavempty_]

in a row is one of the classic formations to put your ducks in

[VOLIB三AR RAP/ST @killingspacing]

ppl in relationships be like damn i got sex tomorrow

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[trash jones @jzux]

melatonin is so awesome. do i sleep better? no. but i also get to have very disturbing dreams

[Based Brando Reborn @legit_scumbag]

*Me flirting* ayoooo miss!! Do you fugg wit popeyes perchance?

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

honestly Fuck bedtime