Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew

Fiery But Mostly Peaceful | Absurdist | Classical Liberal | Marginally Funny

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

If she doesn't support your mission to collect nondollar denominated assets in emerging markets, bank accounts in Switzerland, guns, ammo, and land she ain't the one for you, king

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

Above all, don't lie to yourself.
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others.
And having no respect he ceases to love.
~ Dostoevsky

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@pegobry I get the Kabrita goat formula for infants for my boy. He loves it never has had a problem. It’s one of the few that doesn’t have soybean oil, has actual fish oil DHA, and coconut oils

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

I didn't want to kiss you goodbye - that was the trouble - I wanted to kiss you good night - and there's a lot of difference.
~ Hemingway

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

Last night my 10 week old son looked at me and said “If Elon takes over Twitter, it will be the end of our democracy.” Then took a knee for black lives. He’s so stunning and so brave.

I had to give him up for adoption

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

“….but I just realised you are the perfect balance between the gods Dionysus and Apollo. Irrational frenzy controlled by reason and self-reflection.”

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@AOC dressing up as a Chickfila bag for the Illuminati Prom is the kind of bipartisanship we need.
#MetGala  #MetGala2021

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@KaylaChowShow It’s a Wonderful Fuck

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@LuckyMcGee Oops 😏

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

If you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable

- Drink water daily
- Exercise daily
- Sleep 8hrs
- Meditate for 10min daily
- Read for 30min daily
- Eat 8 handfuls of shrooms daily
- Drink your urine
- Stop showering
- Start a cult
- Get sun daily

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@LuckyMcGee If I’m not mistaken, the active component of psilocybin is excreted unchanged in the urine, so if you take shrooms and drink your urine, you get a two for one

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

A baby at this hotel just legit stood up and said “Fuck the vaccine I’m on ivermectin f**gots” and then starting running through the halls. His parents are chasing him now. The country is really divided.

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@KindaNinjaful What if Jack never met Diane?

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@theunicorndaddy Pre-cum

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@ERIKtheG24 Oh yes! Significantly!

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@LibertyAnders Any woman who hasn’t had elective bilateral mastectomies is a hoe. #TwitterLogic

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

Why do the same people who demand tolerance always spit on the idea of individual rights?

There can be no culture of tolerance unless it’s built on a culture of individual rights.

[Horse Paste Enjoyer Stephen Andrew @Spicy_Steve_]

@RealSarahG331 @RobtheBruce4 Most of my critical care/ER counterparts have been hopping all over the country for 4-13 weeks at a time working in high need hospitals since March - and yes, the pay is quite handsome