Penitent Arachnid

Mud-slinging, sword-swinging, MineCraft-building, language-learning, song-breaking, bread-baking, youtube-making ex-teacher. Seeking my next adventure

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Initiative #decrapmylife has been named and it's a go

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@discord_support No voice or video chat. Sound never starts, video gives Error: 2014 / 2015. Loads eventually if you're the ONLY one in vc, but that's not exactly helpful

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Once upon a time, there was a Daily Challenge (Day1)
@careerfoundry

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@ConcernedApe After playing this many times myself, I bought it for my mother so we could co-op during a visit. She's never played video games ever. Fifteen months later, she's logged well over THREE THOUSAND hours. It's helped us both through some rough mental health, so THANK you <3

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@ConcernedApe Two sound bugs

1: Sometimes the reeling-in sound persists after catching a fish, keeps going until you close the app. No repeatable trigger that I can find

2: Very rarely, a song will persist after you move areas, keeps going until you close the app. Stunning cacophony

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@mostlybree Ovid, Roman poet who wrote the Metamorphoses, was a huge troll. He skewed, adjusted, and straight up invented stories to mess with people, and his versions are sometimes the only ones we have today. Like if "Hansel and Gretel - Witch Hunters" was all we had to work with

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@ProBirdRights Lies. Birds don't exist

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Have strange cats to bring a positive mood arround here!

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hey all! we took a little twitter break. what'd we miss

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@ahnahcakes @virus_husbandry Hadn't hear of it before twice today. I'd started using Tumblr more, and just actually posting on my Discord groups

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@KA_Doore NO GIVE! Only throw

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@seamyst It has a manatee!

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There's something financially wrong about voting in a church, but,

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Dear me,

I, the undersigned, promise not to ruin the whole watching experience by yelling "YOUR BRAIN IS UNDERCOOKED" at beloved but youthfully impulsive characters. Much.

-me

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I love Rose Tyler. Absolutely adore, get me wrong. And Amy. And Rory. Martha's great. So's Clara. But the older I get, the more I FEEL Donna

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DONNA, though. Similar to Rose in that she's in a rut, not particularly successful or happy in her life. But her gut response was "yeah no, thanks buddy but you're a nutter"

Didn't commit until she'd weighed the danger against her boredom

She's PRACTICAL

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Things I have decided are #goblincore:

Beetles
Bees
Mushrooms
Snails
Frogs
Unsettling biology facts
Merging into the dirt
Horseshoe crabs
Moss
Octopus
Skull
Any bug really
Reptiles
Creeks
Dumb-looking owls
Bog mummies
Teeth where there shouldn't be teeth
Shiny rocks
Baby opossum

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#accordingtomiddleschool

8th: "I have a question"
me: "This is my shocked face"
8th: "That is your normal face"

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"What's coming will come, and we'll meet it when it does"