Spider D Thompson

Unfiltered takes on truth, UK politics, immigration realities & the bigger threats we're ignoring. Facts over tribal bullshit. Not left, not right - just truth.

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

This lot couldn’t review a blank page that just says ‘this is blank’ if it came with a picture of the blank page and a voiceover that read the words out loud for them.

[Angus MacIntyre @AngusReform]

Today, Nigel Farage and I are launching a landmark National Security Review.

The Tories and Labour gutted Britain's national defences. Only Reform is serious about keeping you safe.

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@AngusReform Yeah, DOGE went so well.

Just fuck off already.

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@Socket1Sophie Confusing them is how you end up with a dictionary full of beetles.

[💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ @Socket1Sophie]

The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@ChugganuggzTF3 @narindertweets O....k.... I'm sure you think thats dead edgy.....

But its a swing and a miss.

Do better or do one. Either way, feel free to have the last word, you're spent.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Oriel College, Oxford University:
Racists Welcome Here.

Words: @kehinde_andrews

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@ChugganuggzTF3

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

Right. Listen the fuck up, you lot of miserable bastards. This is Spider Thompson and the country's lost the plot again.

Sharia Law's back on the rounds. Same tired bollocks, same foaming-at-the-mouth routine. But here's the kicker that takes the legs out from under every racist bigot and arsehole currently screaming into their phones: just rename the fucking thing. "Sharia Family Therapy and Advice Service." Done. Even the troglodytes can't argue with that without looking even thicker than usual.

It's not legal. They're not courts. Not here. Nobody's handing over the country. It's the same old bullshit rhetoric cooked up to get the knuckle-draggers frothing so they can pretend the sky's falling while the real problems get ignored. Pure noise. Manufactured panic. Fuck all substance.

Fuck this bullshit. Turn the heat up on the people spreading it. Drag them into the open and make them explain, in plain English, why they keep painting anything and everything they irrationally hate as the end of civilisation. Or tell them to shut their mouths and get out of the way.

The country's got better things to do than entertain their fantasies anymore.

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@ChugganuggzTF3 @narindertweets "Look ma, I called someone a commie"

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@ChugganuggzTF3 @narindertweets Ofcourse you would 🫵🤡

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@JerryRacener @narindertweets Seek help.

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@LynEvans000 Fuck around and find out. Thats not two tier you silly spam account.

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

Listen up, you soggy-brained, telly-addled bastards who think “news” is whatever some soft-handed producer decides is safe enough to put between the adverts. This is the actual story, not the sanitised version that pretends everything is still under control.

And I’m filing this one under “good fucking news.”

Danny Tommo (real name Daniel Thomas, 37) has just admitted criminal damage after taking a knife to a migrant dinghy in the English Channel. He appeared by video link from prison at Portsmouth Crown Court on Thursday and changed his plea to guilty on that single charge. Sentencing is set for the 18th of November at the same place. Address withheld, of course, because God forbid the public should know anything useful.

What actually happened, according to the earlier hearing at Basingstoke Magistrates’: he took a boat out into the Channel, watched the RNLI, Border Force and French Coastguard dealing with the occupants of a dinghy, then had his own vessel steered toward an empty rigid inflatable that was drifting. He armed himself with a knife while the rescue crews closed in and a Frenchman boarded from another vessel. He then cut the dinghy. On the livestream he was heard saying, among other things: “This is what needs to happen to everyone in these boats. Right, you’re on English territory, this is England, this is not France anymore. Get off the boat, you have time to get off the boat. This is not France. Take them back.”

He also maintained his not-guilty plea to the separate charge of failing to give police the PIN for his phone. So the knife work he owns; the phone he does not.

There it is. One man in a boat with a blade, a livestream, and a whole apparatus of coastguards, border agents and courts now grinding through the consequences. The dinghy got cut. The charge is criminal damage. The system is processing it at the usual glacial speed while everyone involved pretends this is somehow surprising rather than the predictable result of years of policy that treats the Channel as an open invitation and then acts shocked when someone treats it like a border.

@RealDannyTommo will be sentenced next week. @BBCNews will almost certainly file the polite version. The rest of you can decide whether you still want the truth or just the comfort of not having to look at it.

#DannyTommo #EnglishChannel #PortsmouthCrownCourt #CriminalDamage #BorderControl

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@ChugganuggzTF3 @narindertweets Oooh arn't you the little edgy troll. Answer this my pedigree chum, how would you feel if a sweaty kid in his box room treated your other half like that?

You've got nothing kid, off you fuck.

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@narindertweets If they are taking the time on you - take it as a compliment! Rent free in their tiny incel brains.

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

👇👇 THIS 👇👇

[Badassmutha 🔞🌏🕊💞♿️🐈‍⬛🐕🤼‍♂️🏉💐 @dodgson_sally]

Your daily reminder, its not poverty we need to solve.

Its GREED.

[Spider D Thompson @SpiderUncensor]

@oldishbird1 And yet him and his ilk still fail to understand the concept!

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@donmcgowan Add a splash of "Net Stupid Zero", simmer for 30 mins and serve.

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Let me guess ...

Something, something immigration.

Idiots.