Shweeeeps

Biblically accurate x Reader who writes club ravers at 12:15am + psycho brunette bitch • Slutciple •

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britney spears is straight up michael jackson but as a white woman with swag

[zainab IS SEEING PHOEBE @pheebclaire]

this is history

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can i get a cheeseburger please

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@hornyandpoetic yes and add me

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chewing gum

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@JAYCTII get over it

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@homeschooledgrI kindaaa right

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MDMA IN THE BACKGARDEN BLOW OUR PUPILS UP

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THERES PEACE IN THE MADNESS OVER OUR HEADS LET IT CARRY ME UPUPUPAH AH AH AAAAAH AHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAH AAAAHHH AAAAHHHH HAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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@fckkmycomputer its the heat i felt it too broke out all the sudden and its the like constant sweating i feel

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@RUGGEDC0UNTRY softlaunching her vp for taylor swift campaign wait

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@fckkmycomputer asfuck tho

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@mycakeisfloatin no please

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@feeelcomplete dont we all

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@s6nky wait wdym

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met a BAND tonight at a bar like wtf turns out I ALREADY FOLLOWED THEM on insta like WHATTT

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this is also a great time to ask me anything if you see this wink wink

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i am drunk so ill be live tweeting all of my thoughts as i go on the bus back in hopes not to fall asleep

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i am drunk so ill be live tweeting all of my thoughts as i go on the bus back in hopes not to fall asleep

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“all pressed up in the bathroom line” where cause literally everyone in london is so cautious of personal space like you accidentally touch someone and they’re immediately like sorrysorrysorry

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threw away half of a cocktail im healing

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hes getting f4ggier