𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️

𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘌𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳 // 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳-𝘔𝘢𝘯 // 18+ // 38 // 𝘉𝘪 // 🇨🇦

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

『 "𝙄 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙑𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙞𝙣." 』

》𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳
》𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘭
》18+
》𝘔𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱
》𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦/𝘊𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘴/𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

They know not with whom they fuck, Bas.

[Bastion Miles @SarielNorde]

Lots of things have tried to kill me.

Ein klein blue bird and das große Kind will not be the ones to succeed.

Tweet, tweet, Vögelchen.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

But — Would it not be fair to assume that maybe this rage would burn off the remaining covid virus?

And you barely hear the rattling when I'm not breathing? I'm sure I'll be fine on Patrol, Bas. C'mon—!

[Bastion Miles @SarielNorde]

And you'll continue to contain it.

He heard you wheezing and rattling while on patrol. You're done and on your ass for the evening, Peter. You can rage later.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Day 6 of Covid:

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Why am I having a third helping of waffles at breakfast?

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

THISCANSTOPANYTIMENOWKTHX!

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Taxes. Don't get me 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

You tryin' to get the Tax-Man on my ass, buddy? I can't be dealin' with that heat, my husband owns a professional business, and I don't need those suits sniffin' around, so you can just take that cash and shove it so far up——

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Same, Miles. Same.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Yeah, I'll take five dozen to go.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

mask. It might not be completely the same, but he's certain Bas got the idea.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Darker's not sure how, but every time he returns home after patrol to an apartment smelling of the best foods — it's like the first time he crawled in through that window.

Less cigarette smell, though, which is a bonus.

"You sure know how to—

[Bastion Miles @SarielNorde]

Celebration might call for drinks. Perhaps a bath by candlelight, and someone to share it with.

At the very least, this celebration calls for food.

He's making breakfast for dinner tonight-- cheesy omlettes with chives, nice crispy bacon, and buckwheat waffles with lemon curd.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

treat a Spider-Man, don'tcha?" Darker grins, leaning in with his mask rolled half way up to peck Bastion on the cheek.

"You know what breakfast for dinner does to me~" He says as he attempts to waggle his eyebrows under his—

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Made it through the day, no lunch break.

Didn't murder anyone.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

T🟡R🔵NT🟡.

#Ukriane 🇺🇦

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

👀

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Me in roughly three hours.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Saturday and @SarielNorde's working late. Been that way all week, in fact.

They hadn't had time for any Valentine's Day shenanigans, not that it's a big deal of a day to either of them, but Darker still wanted to show Bas he's appreciated.

Dinner's ready when he gets home.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

@SarielNorde The best a 39-Year-Old Spider-Man can accomplish, anyway.

"Remember that time I fell into a medical waste bin outside of the Metro-General and came home like a cute little trash panda but also smelling like literal death? C'mon. Fond memories, right?"

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

You can certainly try, old man.

[Bastion Miles @SarielNorde]

Alright, Bas is about to clothesline that into the ground, young man.

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

@SarielNorde comes to his Soldier.

"You don't think I'm a cute little trash rabbit?"

Darker pulls out the only weapon in his arsenal. The only weapon he has while pinned to the wall, that is.

Adorable, dorky little eyelash batting.—