Ben Reilly

Spidey's clone (the Scarlet Spider) is back and having fun! Impact webbing, paralytic stingers, snarky attitude, etc!

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

Don't believe the rumors, I'm still one of the good guys.

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@BurgersNChill *quietly, sneakily, slides over a business card for a good caterpillar surgeon, sneaks away*

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

Mostly the cookies. https://t.co/r9l1783JuB

[J. Goodwin of The JazzSoulMetal Experience @JazzSoulMetal]

I wonder what my "homie" @Spidey_DNA has been into! LOL

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

Random twits online telling other people to kill themselves is like the worst reality show ever. They can't honestly think that works.

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@burgersnchill: You want me to drop the caterpillar? Shave. Otherwise, I'm gonna find that fluffy lil' guy a good surgeon.

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@burgersnchill: How's killing myself gonna save your caterpillar from that brain tumor? Clearly your ability to reason has been effected.

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@donotcareatall: Cybercrime's different. Unless the people it's directed at are also in California...

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@burgersnchill: As a good wallcrawler I'm always hanging around, but it hasn't killed me yet. @zcoffie

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

*leaves some caterpillar-chow near @burgersnchill, looks into getting him a good brain surgeon*

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@burgersnchill: I'm gonna assume that's just the caterpillar's brain tumor talking. @zcoffie

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@zcoffie: Did @burgersnchill just say his caterpillar has a brain tumor? Oh, the humanity!

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@zcoffie: I can just picture @burgersnchill all alone, while women leave him in the dirt, taking that caterpillar with them.

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@burgersnchill: Best be careful there, or the ladies will cheat on you with the caterpillar. @zcoffie

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@burgersnchill @zcoffie: So... it sounds like 'O-dumm' as in "he's oh so dumb"?

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@burgersnchill: That'd certainly explain that caterpillar on your upper lip. @zcoffie @zombienixon

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@zcoffie: I am not you! *webs you up too* @burgersnchill @zombienixon

[Ben Reilly @Spidey_DNA]

@donotcareatall: It can be interpreted it is when the gal in question wants nothing to do with it. Makes it a threat.

[Peter B. Parker @WoS_Spidey]

Random shout out to @Spidey_DNA. Always a pleasure.