Ant

Running and reading and #MUFC. #GlazersOut

[Ant @Spideyellis]

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[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Ant @Spideyellis]

The Odyssey IMAX ticket booked!

[Ant @Spideyellis]

Stayed for the end credits of Disclosure Day to listen to the John Williams music. Everyone else got up and left 😂

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

The Social Network was a modern masterpiece with nearly zero flaws. It deserved to win Best Picture over The King’s Speech & David Fincher deserved to win Best Director. The Social Reckoning looks nowhere near as good as this film. I’ll try to be optimistic, but it’s a high bar.

[Spider-Man Vibe 🕷️ @SpiderManVibe]

“Tobey this, Andrew that, Tom this”

I just love Spider-Man bro

[Ant @Spideyellis]

Think I need a new hobby to keep in shape

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

“Pep left as a failure!”

Angry Ginge joins The Wayne Rooney Show and he doesn’t hold back… 🥲

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Ant @Spideyellis]

Can’t reply to tweets this is Elon trying to get me to finally update to X

[Pryde @utdmotion]

Nothing will ever top the feeling when this goal went in.

[Ant @Spideyellis]

Eze best not do that shit in the World Cup 😂

[Ant @Spideyellis]

Interstellar would pop in there

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

First look at a movie theater in the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art 🍿

It has 299 seats

(via @voguemagazine)

[𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕤 @dipsMUFC]

My favourite moment of the Arne Slot era 😎

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| Despite their trophy drought and long term struggles, Manchester United still remain the 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 most valuable club in the world. ✨

[belotaku @punishedotaku]

ESB is such a strange film because the more time passes since your last viewing, the stronger the feeling that your perception of it is clouded by nostalgia and that you might've overhyped it. Then you rewatch it, and the film turns out to be even better than you remembered

[Ant @Spideyellis]

This is pure literature

[The Inevitable Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

Absolutely raging 😡🇬🇧

Went on a Tinder date with an absolute stunning stripper from Bolton. Proper classy bird. I’d spent 2 hours getting ready, wore my best grey joggers, sprayed half a bottle of Joop on meself and even shaved me neck beard into a patriotic goatee 🇬🇧💪

Took her too Nando’s because unlike woke lefties I still believe in treating a lady properly. Things where going brilliantly. We both got mains, she laughed at my joke about Gary Lineker looking like a substitute geography teacher and she even touched my hand briefly while reaching for the peri-peri chips ❤️

Honestly lads I thought this was it.

Then disaster struck.

Halfway through the meal we added each other on Facebook and I could literally see the joy drain from her face in real time as she scrolled through my profile 😔🇬🇧

Apparently women nowadays are “put off” by:

Reform UK memes.

Restore Britain livestreams.

Britain First graphics.

My 14 paragraph post about chemtrails over Wigan.

Sharing that quote saying “women secretly prefer alpha males.”

A meme comparing Keir Starmer too a sentient parking ticket.

Me commenting “based” under a video about banning oat milk.

Suddenly she got all cold and said: “I think I’m gonna head.”

Absolutely unbelievable.

This was AFTER she’d promised me a private dance back at my place while we finished are garlic bread 😡

But of course once again the woke agenda ruins everything for ordinary patriotic blokes.

I followed her outside trying too win her back by shouting Reform slogans 🇬🇧💪

“Save are borders!” “No surrender too tofu Britain!” “Tommy was right about low traffic neighbourhoods!”

She responded by giving me the finger before getting into an Uber and driving away while I stood outside Nando’s smelling aggressively of Joop and betrayal.

I spent the next four hours sending her 156 text messages and trying too ring her repeatedly but she must of been busy or maybe her phone battery died because she didn’t answer once.

Honestly why do women on dating apps discriminate against good patriotic right-wing morons like me?? It’s not fair 😔🇬🇧

All we want is traditional values, full English breakfasts and a woman who appreciates a man with strong opinions about chemtrails.

Eventually at about 1:40am she finally texted back.

Turns out the REAL reason she left was because I’d apparently used an old photo of Tom Hardy on my Tinder profile and she “felt deceived.”

Absolutely gutted 💔

She was the first black girl I’ve ever loved.

Still, as a true patriot, I’m not giving up 🇬🇧💪

Tonight I’m heading too the strip club where she works wearing my best zoot suit with a massive posy of flowers.

Faint heart never won fair maiden.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

6 ways to have a good weekend:

1. Drink coffee.
2. Avoid people.
3. Read books. Go for a walk.
4. Drink more coffee.
5. Keep avoiding people.
6. Read more books. Go for a walk.

[Ant @Spideyellis]

Guess I won’t be going Thought Bubble this year then 😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Jay ^_^ @bruharvys]

The only place worse than Gotham….. Birkenhead