“Jordan’s ball flew into the gallery, hit a fan, broke a kid's phone, off the cart path, drops next to a boulder, gets up and down for par with 30-footer.”
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The applause for Wyndham hitting the shot of the tournament at 16 would have been tepid for a Thursday morning. No juice. No love for Wyndham at all. And honestly not that many people out here (for Saturday night at a U.S. Open).
*jordan Spieth hits it to 78 feet between 2015 and 2017*: ahhh fuck he’s gonna make that
*jordan Spieth hits it to 5 feet in 2026*: yeah this has no fuckin chance