Spaceman Spiff

You're here to make a name, grow your brand.
I'm here to be cringe.
We are exactly the same.

Aggressively not happy.
Sardonicsim is my nature

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

Still the funniest news cut ever.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

SHOCK VIDEO: Female Cops UNLOAD on woman inside Houston apartment during burglary call

• The Harris County Sheriff’s Office (HCSO) in Houston, Texas, released body camera footage showing deputies opening fire through a window while responding to a reported break-in.

• The footage captures two officers approaching an upstairs apartment on Feb. 3.

• The officers began shooting upon spotting a person inside who was believed to be armed, said HCSO.

• Eboni Pouncy, identified as a friend of the apartment's resident, sustained five gunshot wounds to her leg and torso during the incident.

• Attorney Ben Crump, who is representing Pouncy, said the video is evidence of "unnecessary and excessive force."

• The incident is under investigation.

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

@diamond__doggs @EamonnMooreArt I appreciate the funny.

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

@the_arlis @rickyberwick Sure bud.

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

@the_arlis @rickyberwick Uh huh.
Follow the full thred before commenting Bubba.

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

@EamonnMooreArt The modern grapple is the most famous but the batman comics from 1945-65 lead the military in its innovativions for what is now considered basic tech.

There is an entire documentary on it.

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

@EamonnMooreArt It was pretty much always an actual glider until batman begins. A smart evolution since batman was always using unrealistic technology (the u.s. gov has invented things based off batman comics).

It makes sense that a squirrel suit could be improved on.

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

@the_arlis @rickyberwick

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

Later taters 🤙

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

When your loved ones fall around you, remember and be proud: you blocked a street, you yelled "hey hey, let's go, genocide Joe has got to go!"
As the nazis waltz right past you.

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

Ok I called out an ableist for bis slurs then his pedo friend for promoting child abuse. Now an account with half a MILLION followers has chosen to make me his enemy and personally perma ban my account.

So before that I'll drop the politics I used to keep off here.

[Spaceman Spiff @Spiff151]

I've only scraped the surface of the absolute b.s. hellhole we live in.

Unless you're sill to take to the ACTUAL Front lines and be the one to catch the bullet? Everything you do is just performitive self aggrandizing.