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Construction Consulting || RE Markets || Digital Assets
Cycling miles || Buffalo Sabres || Kona coffee 🌋 ☕️

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@aincomeinvestor $271,000 liquid

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@awwhalenawl Meat to meat is the only way to assert dominance here

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@HiggsBozoEffect @GE_Appliances @ARmastrangelo lol ya not expecting it but had to post it

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@GE_Appliances @ARmastrangelo This is crazy - looks like I have the exact same fridge also from 2020 and it randomly blows off loud humming/grinding noise for anywhere from 20-60 seconds so I can only imagine it’s on its way out. Also have a classic white fridge in my garage from early 2000s running strong.

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@SarahHuckabee You chose a young white male (aside from young asian males, the 2nd least likely demographic to receive government assistance) because choosing any of the more likely demographics would have deemed you racist, sexist, or both. America is broken and you're part of the problem.

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@raffaelsober 9 yrs 4 mos

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@CryptoParadyme Would be absolutely poetic if this sent

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@CryptoParadyme @HunterBiden Send it

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@Tradermayne sidelined

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@listendestro Mitch if we’re lucky, Clint if we’re not.

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i dont know what the exact joke is about the fat guy in a cow suit talking about not enough food but here ya go

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Fox News just revealed that JPMorgan is predicting that we will enter a global food crisis due to Donald Trump's war in Iran. Every American needs to see this.

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Understand what it really means to “bullieve” when you’re shilling nano cap garbage to a million people

[K A L E O @CryptoKaleo]

One of my objectives in climbing the leaderboard the last few weeks on fomo has been to show that you can do it with literally just stacking and bullieving in something.

$HMM has seen three 90% drawdowns since I bought it, and we’ve continued to stack on every dip.

That’s what it takes to see something through to billions.

Find the right narrative (Robinhood Chain).

Find the right timing (bear market bottom).

Find the right meme (the thinking cat resonates with everyone across the world).

Slowly but surely, we’ll get there.

Making bullieving great again.

[Cred @CryptoCred]

Real talk

If you’re on the wrong side during a big move like this, most of your immediate impulses are gonna suck

Greatest hits:

1. Revenge short - Can’t believe I missed this piece of shit scam pumping; it’s up so much it HAS to come down

2. Oversized buy - I will use leverage as a time travel machine to make up for being late

3. TA cope - It has to retest the exact level it broke out from immediately because I watched two whole Babypips videos on 1.5x speed

4. All-or-nothing - My only options are 0%. exposure or 100%, nothing in between exists

5. Deer in headlights - oh geez I guess I should wait for a pullback but no what if the consolidation is the pullback hmm maybe I’ll wait for a range to form but what if that range breaks down do I buy the retest of the breakout or the range reclaim oh man fuck shit what’s Ansem saying

6. Overtrader - I will cement my bloodline on the 5 minute chart; if this next candle is the wrong colour I will either be rich or poor

Just chill out, delete your levels, pretend you haven’t looked at the chart in weeks - fresh eyes

Then it’s the usual list of simple questions:

1. What signals are firing / what do I think is gonna happen

2. What kind of bet am I making (mean reversion/volatility expansion/new trend/momentum/Blackrock scam etc.) and on what time horizon

3. Where am I wrong

4. Does my position size match the current volatility and align with the shape of my trade idea i.e. points 1-3

FWIW I’m washed but gonna try to jam some spot sub 70k. If it gets accepted below 66-67k (retraces the breakout) then I’ll lose money

“Wow it’s up so much what you buy the top?”

Then I’ll lose money and look silly on social media. That’s the cost of doing business (at least the first one).

Just start LARPing like everyone else and instead of saying “I bought the top” say “I aggressively rebalanced when an ensemble of carefully weighed momentum factor signals fired contemporaneously.”

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@koreanjewcrypto wow

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@TheFlowHorse OBP!

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@twetchapp @nondualrandy 👀

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@TheFlowHorse Pretty poetic

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Good read

[Kellan Grenier @kellangrenier]

The AI-sovereignty debate everyone's talking their book on has a real trade underneath it: if the labs can't hold their rent, the value reverts to the physical layer(s) beneath them.

IMO recent PA has mis-priced many of them badly 🧵

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@R89Capital I was trying to figure out how to say this but you made it pretty simple

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This robot absolutely sucks tbh

It’s on fucking wheels? Really?

[@jason @Jason]

It’s about to get very strange folks.