Spike “The Bus” Jacobs

61. GENERAL Manager of Hooters since 98’. Beloit 83’. Major Addict. Registered Sex Haver. Medium-Sized Hog. Punisher of Prostates. #MAGA 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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#RapeMarkAndrews

[Sir Premo @sir_premo_]

Does Joe Flacco know that Jamaar Chase is on his team

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Yo Big Cock Brock! If you ever do some shit like you did tonight again… I will have you beheaded.

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Greetings fellow Patriots! Currently on a 3 day blow binge with my new side piece… she’s fiery I’ll tell ya-andddd accidentally bit my tip off. Hopefully this prosthetic works like it should!

- Spork

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Does drinking on antidepressants count as getting sendy or nah…? #sendy #CP

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@mondayricker Hiding in the rafters is my favorite activity… hope all is well DaRick!

- Spiky

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Happy Juneteenth! Hope this day is as racist as possible! All the best!

- Spank

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MASA (Make America Squirt Again)!
#SquirtSquad

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Going to the beach… can’t wait to get shitfaced and flop around in the water like a dolphin. Hopefully I don’t end up with a DUI. #2tuffSpike

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@MatthewLinc110 Fuck.

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Gurt needs to watch the fuck out before he catches these hands…
#rapegurt

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Let’s go O’s (down 8-3) but got the hockey jersey… }#awesomeness

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@MatthewLinc110 Emphasis on the trip to the pentagon…. Will be responding in about 2 months. Cheers Matt!

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I really need to stop cranking my hog. #Jerkmate

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Also… sorry about the hiatus. Been banging trannies in Thailand. Would recommend 100%. #MarkMadness

- Spike

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Loudout for tonight. Gotta say this and March Madness might be the best combo of all time. Cheers!🍻. #MarchMadness #Quintessential

- Spike, Hunter of Lesbians

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@rocka8143 Sometimes all you need in life to watch some YouTube and rot… love feeling like a piece of shit. #Cher

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Mood…

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@rocka8143 Great find, Rock! Celtics Legend right there! Hope he doesn’t shoot you with an unregistered firearm!

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Ja Morant looks like a Black Mario… just a thought. #Greg

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Welp finally woke up from my brief coma… memory is hazy but I know a 6’4 dude named Tyrone got me. Should’ve known a white boy with swag like me had no chance against Big N**** Tyrone. 💔. #dih

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Can’t wait to get absolutely plastered tonight. Hoping I get to a point where I’m starting fights with every minority I see… it’s gonna be a great night for “The Bus.” Good luck everyone!

- Spike, Harbinger of Beer and Prostitution…