Gregory House

Everybody Lies.

[kiruthiga udhayanidh @astrokiru]

What is the procedure to contact an alien spaceship and get beamed out of this planet?

[AIADMK IT WING @AIADMKITWINGOFL]

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#நசநச_பதிலுரை
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[Jebus @Jebus]

25 years of economic decline in the UK

[Gregory House @Spikemaster99]

@churumuri @RBI

[Gregory House @Spikemaster99]

😂🔥

[Gregory House @Spikemaster99]

Gold standard review 🤣

[கப்பல் வியாபாரி @sathyathetruth]

Seated Thalaivaa. Aana nadula edhuna srilanka ku vandi pochu avlothan

[Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges]

Celebrate Spider-Man Day with the absolute best theme song!

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

companies: we can’t find anyone to hire!

their hiring process:

[Gregory House @Spikemaster99]

Plus one

[Aala @aalakx]

This classless fuck will get fucked one day and I will be waiting with a bucket of popcorn to watch it

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

Just found out Calvin Klein is gay.

I've been paying double the price my whole life for underwear with a gay man's name on it.

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[Digi @digiii]

there is unlimited power in believing things will work out, even if you don’t know how or when

[Mustafa. @oprydai]

i often think about this…

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I will never understand the concept of hiding your partner or baby’s face in a photo that we didn’t ask you to post😭

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

They can’t. They don’t know how.