Andrew Spiker

Twitter user. OSU 22.

[Andrew Spiker @Spikes_Andrew]

Taking melatonin to sleep and caffeine to wake up is like having a stick shift sleep schedule.

[Jim Cummings @jimmycthatsme]

Us.

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The duality of Twitter.

[the creature @itmgaltalt]

finally my car will be safe when two cartoon characters are having a fight offscreen

[Andrew Spiker @Spikes_Andrew]

I think my Twitter has become the perfect ratio of tweets discussing the current political climate and cats being weird silly guys.

[Andrew Spiker @Spikes_Andrew]

@KatherinePiatek That sucks. I know how much you enjoy gulping down sink water.

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He just like me for real.

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I had a dream where Brendan Fraser wore a white undershirt and various gold chains to the Oscars and if that doesn’t happen I’m going to be slightly disappointed.

[Andrew Spiker @Spikes_Andrew]

@criterionchannl North By Northwest

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Andrew Spiker @Spikes_Andrew]

I once found a large pack of Hefty trash bags on clearance at Walmart, and to be quite honest I’m still riding that high to this day.

[Andrew Spiker @Spikes_Andrew]

Harrison

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Saying grace? I think you mean Thanksgiving Jutsu.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For https://t.co/Nhz4fFJRVV

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The guy counting everyone on earth got 8 billion the first time but he’s going to count again just to make sure.

[Andrew Spiker @Spikes_Andrew]

Everything in this tweet applies to me yet I don’t get nearly as much praise. “Oh look I’m a kiwi and at some point in my evolutionary history my ancestor branched off into a separate species because of environmental pressures and now I can’t fly because my wings are vestigial.”

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Do you ever think about how many alternate universes there are in which they named the band Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran?

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Me when I’m watching a video about the mutualistic relationship between fungi and algae and the narrator pronounces it as “litchen”.

[Andrew Spiker @Spikes_Andrew]

@WeirdMedieval Babe wake up, a new list of deaths in London just dropped.