I had a dream where Brendan Fraser wore a white undershirt and various gold chains to the Oscars and if that doesn’t happen I’m going to be slightly disappointed.
Everything in this tweet applies to me yet I don’t get nearly as much praise. “Oh look I’m a kiwi and at some point in my evolutionary history my ancestor branched off into a separate species because of environmental pressures and now I can’t fly because my wings are vestigial.”
Do you ever think about how many alternate universes there are in which they named the band Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran Duran?