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NZ citizen by descent? Here’s something you might want to know

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When is a dog not a dog? One of my favourite unreported High Court decisions

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@IslaStewart lmao yup so good - have dunked on many big companies this way over the years, creates a real inequality of arms

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company might have the $27 million USD lawyer, but when suing a company in the NZ disputes tribunal you have what they don't: s 38(7) of the Disputes Tribunal Act 1988 which says that lawyers aren't allowed in the tribunal. big fuckin' equaliser, that.

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The top General Counsels (top lawyer at a company) get paid like athletes 🫣

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Should Spilt Milk Law rebrand as Jim’s Lawyers?

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@AbsentHog i agree with you. public interest test too.

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Hairdressers and barbers: there you have it.

[Ministry of Health - Manatū Hauora @minhealthnz]

@SpiltMilkLaw Kia ora, while the word 'refreshment' is not defined in the regulation, it would be considered to be any drink or small amount of food provided. In this case, a glass of water is not to be provided within the service area of the salon where hair is being cut.

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@AbsentHog If you tried it would be a no. And if you complained I think the attorney general would tell the ombudsman to get fucked

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@minhealthnz thanks, no OIA response needed now for the avoidance of doubt

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Yeah I look pretty rough but that’s no excuse to get involved in breaking the Health (Hairdressers) Regulations is it?

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Actually wild that you could just have hundreds of dollars owing to you as unclaimed money. And takes fuck all time to check.

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@StrictlyObiter they should get rid of first year law and make all law students do a common first year doing the New Zealand Certificate in Construction Trades Level 5

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The New Zealand gardening ban might have been a hoax, but these two gardening rules are real

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hey siri play 2 hats by kevin gates

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@CSonic235 if u agree to engage me i'll go get my private investigator's licence

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guy who never pays a tradie to do a cashie because he's too averse to the risk of adverse selection

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@nzsd do it for the boys yeah ok

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@StrictlyObiter was getting desperate for tiktok content ideas so thanks very much for the tip on fitzy v macdonald