jade

(they/them) i’m on Instagram! @jadeallensmells

[jade @SpinDiddly]

Update on my living situation:

-Currently sharing a house with fifteen 30-year-olds, all of whom are in separate punk bands that practice in our basement daily

-they each pay $50 a month, I pay 800

-there’s a jar by our TV and I have to put $5 in if I want to watch it

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You’ll never guess what Humper Simpson just did

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@ChoiceSpectacle Yeah that’s fair! I feel like both of the groups (past and future) had some monsters that could have stood to look more unrecognizable, I wasn’t a fan of Joe the characters acted like they weren’t Pokémon when it’s like…dude look at them lol

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@ChoiceSpectacle But at the end of the day I think both versions’ paradoxes had some highlights and a few stinkers

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@ChoiceSpectacle Personally I thought the concept behind them was eerie and dope! Like, the implication that in one billion years, Pokémon are so far removed from what they used to be that they’re just robots

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@ChoiceSpectacle Go to a theater and watch Violent Night!!

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@easiIystartled @Vestigialpasta RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT

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@xXx_Verybad_xXx A story in 2 acts

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@xXx_Verybad_xXx Yooooooo 🔥 🔥 Incredible work man!!

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Oh god, I’m having a heart attack!!!

[Super Mario Facts @SuperMarioFact]

By pulling the lever, Donkey Kong triggers a certain event.

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@GorgeousManXD @letsplaycroquet maybe they uh, have a vacation home there

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@letsplaycroquet Lol right?! Just a blue collar boy from the big city!

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@letsplaycroquet Lol “canonically” wtf am I talking about, it’s Mario!!

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@letsplaycroquet Mario doesn’t live in the Mushroom Kingdom! Iirc he’s canonically from like, Brooklyn

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@gaylienbabe -traveler in the desert, utterly exhausted after days of aimless wandering

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@xXx_Verybad_xXx Omg Mike that’s incredible!!!!! So happy for you, you’ve definitely earned it!!

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@letsplaycroquet At least we still have paradise! Assuming nothing happened to it :)

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@Bacon_Dick I was for the Dragon Balls to turn to stone and scatter across the land for 1 year

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@poolparty666 @pug_dvd Another classic installment of Tyler’s Tips!

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@xXx_Verybad_xXx You gotta stay out of those haunted houses man!! No wonder you got ghosted!!