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[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

I am having a sleepless night because I killed an annoying moth in my room and now I feel really bad about it.
No idea how come I became a war reporter.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The so-called “Supreme Court” just ruled 6-3 that public school teachers can now lead students in prayer.

In case anyone was wondering what’s happening here.

[Bloomberg @business]

Tested in one of the world’s strongest ocean currents, a prototype generator could herald the start of a new stream of renewable energy.

[Johnny Stanton IV @johnnystantoniv]

I just found out the person killed in the Laguna Woods shooting yesterday was my primary care physician, Dr. John Cheng. Absolute hero. He attacked the gunman and helped save so many in that church. I just wanted his name to be known. He will be missed.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Sooo…it appears the Supreme Court believes their opinions have a fundamental right to privacy…

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I’ve always respected @Trevornoah so much but this closing speech from the White House correspondents’ dinner is particularly spectacular.

[Anton Tymoshenko @_Tymoshenko]

This is my stand up from a bomb shelter in Kyiv. Sorry for mistakes. I wrote it in a week and my English level is military-intermediate. My goal is to collect donations for Ukrainian army. Here you can see a couple of jokes. Full video is on Youtube, you can find link in my bio.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

You may think your job is pointless but someone used to be paid to be Russia’s representative to UN for human rights

[Maddie McGarvey @maddiemcgarvey]

My brother lived in Hawaii when this happened. His neighbor got into a bathtub with a mattress over his head, took a shot of whiskey, and texted his ex girlfriend that he still loved her in case they all died. False alarm on the nuke but they got back together! Love that story

[Olga Tokariuk @olgatokariuk]

Ukrainian police general Vyacheslav Abroskin offered to surrender himself to Russians if they allow him to enter Mariupol and evacuate children who are stuck there under the bombs. 'I will surrender to captivity at the last checkpoint at the city exit if kids are allowed to pass'

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

I can't get over the fact that Ted Cruz yelled at Montana airport employees "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" and they had to call the cops on him because he was so pissed that he was missing his flight back to DC to ask Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson if babies are racist

[John Moore @johnalogue]

@tomiahonen Ukrainians should leave laxative laden food supplies behind - give the Russian troops who are scavenging the shits. That would certainly reduce fighting efficiency.

[Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸 @mattdpearce]

Apropos of nothing, patriotic U.S. employers can help relieve the coming oil crunch for all drivers by agreeing to flexible telecommuting policies for workers who’d like to work remotely.

[Writer Girl @SpinThatYarn]

@DaveVescio The ability to spontaneously combust certain psychopath dictators.

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

⚡️Zelensky: We have survived two world wars, three famines, the Holocaust, Babyn Yar, the Great Purge, the Chornobyl explosion, the occupation of Crimea, and the war in the east of our state.

"They wanted to destroy us so many times, but they couldn't," he said.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

[Writer Girl @SpinThatYarn]

Awesome lightning show over the ocean. #lagunabeach #insomnia #thunderstorm

[Writer Girl @SpinThatYarn]

@ChronicReports 😂