Sarah Pina

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@cmack_attack Can confirm. Those nails were 🔥and the owner is 🔥🔥🔥

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

You know you’ve been in Texas too long when you walk into 95 degree weather and think “hmm this is nice”

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

Closing my move ring while taking a sip of wine is the most me thing ever

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@TheJohnPina Mom would like to clarify.
Mom: He looks like a bat

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

My mom (about Mads Mikkelsen): He looks like a cave man...from Dracula.
Me: A vampire
Mom: Yep

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@ashleymariex93 Send your rejects my way. #nevernotsingle

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@cmack_attack Nah man. I’m calling you Carolyn

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@iswingabitmore @TheJohnPina @YouTubeTV Just messing with @TheJohnPina (note same last name). I’m sure the 2% of people that still watch VH1 will be pleased with this though

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@TheJohnPina @YouTubeTV Nah, I want all of these channels. This is ideal

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

Someone told me today that I look like I listen to country music and I’ve honestly never been more offended...

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

Does anyone else with an Apple Watch feel like it owns them? I just walked laps around my apartment to reach my standing goal.....

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@ashleymariex93 Oh no.....it’s me, isn’t it?!?

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@TheJohnPina Idk something neither of us have seen because we don’t speak that language?

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Someone just called me “so young” for not remembering a movie that came out in 2012....I was 17 dude, it was just a shit movie

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@cmack_attack HOW DARE YOU

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@cmack_attack Project X. I’ve never seen it but they both admitted it was bad after I said it was probably not good

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

Why is the best part of my run always when Blondie’s “Call Me” comes on and should I just play it on a loop?

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

Nothing gets your heart rate going like the amber alert alarm going off at full volume in the middle of your run 👍🏽👍🏽 #imdeafnow

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

@TheJohnPina In the UK pants means underwear....

[Sarah Pina @Spinacolada_]

The upside of having to wear a mask to work: no one can see the newly formed, very aggressive acne on my chin