Lauren

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

What this is so cool I wish I could have seen him.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

Trying to fill time this weekend :-| probably going to eat an entire thing of ice cream by myself and be pathetic.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

I was actually going to do something but then I saw bed. 😴 It can wait till later.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

The front of the neighborhood is flooded... again. It's looking like a rainy summer so I hope they figure something out.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

I love this dress but I don't fit in it anymore :-(

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ABC Criticized For Unrealistic Portrayal Of Racists Actually Facing Consequences https://t.co/9iwCMwlx4u

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

Opened all those cards I stole from @Jancarlo0224

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

Got a letter from Amazon that I wasn't using my prime membership. My question... When the fuck did I sign up for a prime membership?????

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

Mountfitchet Castle's resident dog Fred has welcomed nine young feathered friends into his life

The ten-year-old labrador from Essex, England, stepped in to care for a brace of ducklings whose mother disappeared last week

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

@Ranchyranchy It fucking is. It's the only other creature on earth that knows melodramatic bullshit when it sees it.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

I honestly can't believe a show where a man is killed by a crockpot is considered one of the best things on tv.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

So I decided to play league again. I don't know if this was a good decision.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

The ballot is stronger than the bullet.

-Abraham Lincoln

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

I don't know why or how this happened

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

RIP Harold the Credit Card machine.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

:-(

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

@Ranchyranchy Oh the things I've seen. No Fish has seen these things.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

You know it makes sense that Kanye is pro-Trump. If you think about it they are basically the same person. The ego, the inability to take criticism... It's a match made in hell. If Pence ever gets fired I bet Kanye gets VP.

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

@CBSEveningNews That is quite the mustache

[Lauren @SpineAttorney]

#NationalLookAlikeDay