Ted Cruz's Missing Spine (Parody)

I am Ted Cruz's missing spine. Still in the Mar-a-Lago lost & found. Ted's family is off limits. #AnimalCaucus #Satire Alt @Nunes_Goat

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@RaisingOneBrow @BeckyBunzy Can confirm.

[Ted Cruz's Missing Spine (Parody) @SpineTed]

@BeeepBeeep33 @MysterySolvent I've been in the Senate Lost & Found for YEARS.

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@ashlie_weeks Agreed

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Don’t let them weasel out of their earlier policy positions just because they are unpopular. Hold them to account.

[Allan Smith @akarl_smith]

NEW: Blake Masters' campaign scrubbed the abortion section of his policy page

It's the latest sign of how abortion rights are shifting the political landscape

Screenshots of before and after

w/@MarcACaputo

https://t.co/16Jy9spNY6

[Ted Cruz's Missing Spine (Parody) @SpineTed]

@DevinNunesDog @bgmasters Thiel is renting him.

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@duty2warn @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski And cheap and stupid and crass and narcissistic and…

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@Agatha__X @wrongmarianne @why_a_duck @skitdonaldtrump @Mitch_Mc_Turtle @PitviperReese @Loomisite @TulsiGabbard @118Thumper118 I’ve never had much body hair. (And always normal blood sugar/insulin levels)

[Ted Cruz's Missing Spine (Parody) @SpineTed]

@Agatha__X @wrongmarianne @Mitch_Mc_Turtle @skitdonaldtrump @PitviperReese @Loomisite @TulsiGabbard @118Thumper118 Isn’t “Bathing in Santorum” a Marilyn Manson album?

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@Agatha__X @YouAreBLUEtiful @wrongmarianne @Mitch_Mc_Turtle @PitviperReese @skitdonaldtrump @Loomisite @TulsiGabbard @118Thumper118 Nut loaf is my dancer name.

[Ted Cruz's Missing Spine (Parody) @SpineTed]

@BTC_TQQQ @tedcruz I am a spine, reading comprehension man!

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@Mitch_Mc_Turtle @wrongmarianne @Agatha__X @skitdonaldtrump @PitviperReese @Loomisite @TulsiGabbard @118Thumper118

[Ted Cruz's Missing Spine (Parody) @SpineTed]

@Mitch_Mc_Turtle @wrongmarianne @Agatha__X @skitdonaldtrump @PitviperReese @Loomisite @TulsiGabbard @118Thumper118 The Fainting Goat will tell you more when he returns from his exile in Twitmo.

[Ted Cruz's Missing Spine (Parody) @SpineTed]

@Mitch_Mc_Turtle @wrongmarianne @Agatha__X @skitdonaldtrump @PitviperReese @Loomisite @TulsiGabbard @118Thumper118 Oh, yes. They are extremely limber.

[Ted Cruz's Missing Spine (Parody) @SpineTed]

@RonFilipkowski I am skeptical ...

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@AdamKinzinger Like childless people who pay school taxes or non-drivers whose taxes pay for roads or pacifists whose taxes go to national defense?

It's part of being a society. Stop acting like this is unheard of. I don't love how all my tax dollars are spent, but it is what it is.

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

NOW: The EX-GOP state Rep who was the Chairman of Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign in Alabama has been charged with first-degree felony sex abuse.