Corey G

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Is there a little girl here all by herself? Daddy needs to get his rocks off.

[Corey G @SpinjaSaurus]

Go banana #bbchicken

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cat Seemed Perfectly Content Right Up Until Point He Bolted Out Of Room http://t.co/i0AVh7Rg8v

[Philips Norelco @PhilipsNorelco]

@GeorgeParros What's the protocol on sharing shavers in the locker room? We have our own views:http://t.co/3fTGCplz8G

[Corey G @SpinjaSaurus]

@MrKDubbleU don't worry brah it's getting close to purple pounding time! @Kdoraneddy @kaitster86 #respections #purpleblood

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Last weekend, a German woman gave birth to a 13.47 lb baby. Doctors say the mom is resting comfortably and the baby is invading Poland.

[Corey G @SpinjaSaurus]

@Kdoraneddy @kaitster86 @MrKDubbleU no I asked Benny today about it. I'm sure there'll be a email soon

[Corey G @SpinjaSaurus]

@Kdoraneddy @kaitster86 aww shit first round playoffs against the Scoobs!!! Gonna rain purple blood #MRU #ultimate

[Corey G @SpinjaSaurus]

Don't worry I'll wet your dirt! All day long #watertrucking #onlytuesday

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"It’s nice to know there are people out there thoughtful enough to tell me they want to motorboat my huge tits." http://t.co/OxTGnxWSfD

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE YOU'RE GONNA DIE "axl for the last time, this restaurant is called The Rainforest Cafe & you're scaring the guests

[Corey G @SpinjaSaurus]

It's official! Moving into our own home August 7th!! FUCKKK ya!! #homeowner #nomoremoney

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

[Cool Eric @OBiiieeee]

...Im your president Barack Obama. Questions?
*guy in the back*
“What if Kirby swallowed a Ditto?"
*Obama repeatedly slams the panic button*

[Corey G @SpinjaSaurus]

@trevorwatt @mary_goodwin ya gonna be a good time!

[Trevor @trevorbottt]

@mary_goodwin @SpinjaSaurus IM SO EXCITED FOR AUGUST LONG

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

"Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn Mass. Then they were going to Mass, so..." "Ann’s got a great deal of Mass."

[Corey G @SpinjaSaurus]

Chuga chuga chuga chuga choi choo! #chugachugachoochoo