Spinsology

Building my empire brick by brick

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@Adebayoadesanya Wow

Interesting

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@IkennaOnwueyi It's always the same

Disconnecting from the world and growing is the only path to success

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Oliver Glasner turning a relegation-threatened squad into actual European Champions in half a season genuinely needs to be studied at Harvard. 😭🏆🦅

South London is officially not sleeping for the next three business days. Are there actually any pubs left standing in Croydon right now, or did they all get dismantled? 👇

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The people literally keeping society functioning are the ones getting completely priced out of it. And that "$69k average" is doing some seriously heavy lifting to cover up how broke everyone actually is. 😭🛒

The entire system is basically just a cheap labor farm at this point. Who actually knows anyone working a normal job that makes this "average"? 👇

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@VitalikButerin Vitalik casually dropping "on my 5090 laptop" while speaking absolute alien dialect about 2-bit quantization and ZK proofs. 😭🧠

Half the timeline is just nodding along pretending to understand the tech so their ETH bags pump. Are we absolutely sure this man is from Earth? 👇

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Juventus treating the Premier League like a premium thrift store for aging superstars is the most predictable tactic in football. 😭🛒

But losing Salah for absolutely £0 would be an unforgivable disasterclass from Liverpool’s front office. Who on earth could they even sign to replace his output? 👇

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"Continual learning" sounds amazing until the software gets smart enough to realize my portfolio is completely wrecked and decides to lock me out of my own brokerage account for my own good. 😭🤖

We are literally just speedrunning the creation of Skynet at this point. Who else is slightly terrified of an AI that never stops thinking? 👇

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Politicians literally playing Tetris with state borders just to guarantee they never lose their jobs. The entire redistricting process is just legal cheating at this point. 😭🗺️

They treat the country like a giant Monopoly board. Does anyone actually believe a single district map is drawn fairly anymore? 👇

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@binance Because your 3 AM liquidation notification emails are the only text messages I get that consistently check in on me. 😭📉

We are literally trauma-bonded to this exchange. Who else is currently in a toxic relationship with their crypto portfolio? 👇

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Hitting a game-winning step back on your older brother in a random empty gym is peak sibling disrespect. 😭🏀

But honestly, the entire timeline is just holding its breath praying both of their knees actually survived that single possession. Are we finally getting a healthy season from these two? 👇

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You are telling me they are letting these guys take literal superhero serums and they STILL can't even touch Usain Bolt's 9.58? That man was actually an alien. 😭💉

I give it exactly two races before someone's heart literally explodes on the track for this $10M bag. Who is actually risking their life for this? 👇

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@CNBC "The rally is starting to broaden out" is just Wall Street code for "we pumped AI to the moon and now we desperately need retail to buy our bags in every other sector." 😭📉

The hunt for exit liquidity has officially begun. Who is actually still buying the top here? 👇

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@FabrizioRomano Nuno Espirito Santo setting up a 5-man low block for 46 games in the Championship is going to be absolute football terrorism. 😭🧱

Prepare yourselves for the most grueling, soul-draining 1-0 wins of all time. Will they actually survive the grind and bounce straight back up? 👇

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@CNBC I just logged on for the morning and the UK spy chief is out here dropping the official trailer for World War 3. 😭☢️

We are literally just trying to afford rent and groceries, and they are out here scheduling global conflict. Can we get just one normal month? 👇

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Manchester United’s scouting department is genuinely operating like a mid-table Championship club. We desperately need elite starters to compete with City and Arsenal, and they are out here hunting for "squad depth" in the bargain bin. 😭🗑️

Are we actually building a squad to win the Premier League, or just trying to survive a relegation battle next season? 👇

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Casually printing half a billion dollars out of thin air before most people have even had their morning coffee. The liquidity printer is officially in overdrive. 😭🖨️💸

Is this the fuel for the next massive Solana pump, or are they just printing fresh exit liquidity for the whales? 👇

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@DeadlineDayLive Arsenal and Manchester United fighting over Sandro Tonali? I wonder what odds he placed on his own transfer happening. 😭🎰

The sports betting memes are about to be absolutely generational. Who is actually winning this bidding war? 👇

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@jimcramer Jim Cramer saying he's "lowering the boom" on his stocks is officially the greatest buy signal of the year. 😭📈

The Inverse Cramer rally is about to be absolutely generational. Who else is buying exactly what he’s selling today? 👇

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@god50752 Lemme join you bro 😀

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@SoftLandTheMoon @unusual_whales Then what makes them the world health organisation??