Spinster Broad

I'm a middle aged Broad that grows facial hair quicker than she can remember where her keys are! Visit me on Facebook: Life of a Spinster Broad

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Nothing like a Recor Christmas! — at Recor Palatial Estate https://t.co/RRPMjeGXFC

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Home!!!! — traveling to The Palatial Recor Estate from John Wayne Airport, Orange County https://t.co/sJnry96GDg

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LADIES!!! Are you looking to ditch the gym boredom with the dreadmill and machines??!! Come join me at 🔥 BurnBootCamp 🔥 We have a 6-week challenge goin’ I’m starting 1/6/20!! https://t.co/fDnQGuRmUX

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I need Santa’s naughty list. My future BFF is sure to be on it!

#mybirthdaywish

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“Pleeease save me and send her back to these people she speaks so highly of!”

Hazel, The Calico Retriever

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Perfect morning for a stroll!

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Some almost 55 y/o broad got glasses!! Why? Cuz there’s a drivers license renewal, which includes a vision test, she wouldn’t have passed. 🤭

PS Maybe applying makeup b4 the dreaded license pic may be a good idea 🤷‍♀️

#whoaimold #seniorcitizen #55

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Another beautiful fall hike. This time, I drug my sis along for the fun and frivolity. — at Lower Salt River , Tonto National Forrest https://t.co/yoSqT2yTw4

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Started out with hefty drops of water falling from the sky...just enough to smudge the windshield. Then, VOILA: 85 degrees and gorgeous ☀️

#vitamind #getoutdoorsandclearyourmind

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at Lower Salt River , Tonto National Forrest https://t.co/a8dH9jeQC1

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Finally enjoying some fabulous outdoor hiking weather! Y’all know I stalk the wild horses when I’m out and I’m thrilled to say my stalking technique is still on point!! They did not disappoint 🥳 — at Lower Salt River , Tonto National Forrest https://t.co/iRc3d6oOy0

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When people tell me there’s NO way they could do bootcamp workouts like I do (I chug through, I stumble, I breathe like a locomotive...but I get through!!) because they’re:

❌ Too fat
❌ Too old
❌ Too achy all over

Think of this... https://t.co/ThMqqR0GML

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World’s 1st All-Female Spacewalk Team Makes History https://t.co/pmnN514kk8

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With seven great-nieces, my hope for them all is to realize there are NO boundaries to your career / life goals.

#femalestrong #girlpower #educateourgirls https://t.co/pmnN514kk8

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Metabolic conditioning is a fancy term for death. ☠️👻

#burnbootcampge — at Burn Boot Camp - Gilbert East, AZ https://t.co/2xArHzeBXq

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Tightening my ponytail... — at Burn Boot Camp - Gilbert East, AZ https://t.co/McUzIDnpoo

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HELP call the ASPCA:

My rescue was started by three high school friends (who are like in their 50s now 🙀). Two of them talked my human into keeping me!

The My human decided it was nail clippin’ time!!

Can u... https://t.co/LoMyIhwvjo

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Two words I’ve heard myself use more than a “few times” in the last week or so:

✔️ Versateller
✔️Clicker

No one, I mean NO on under 40 even knows WTH a “versateller” is; leave alone it’s card. Aaand the... https://t.co/LhO4wTYqIK

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#burnbootcampge — at Burn Boot Camp - Gilbert East, AZ https://t.co/m63bxzLUhQ

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at Burn Boot Camp - Gilbert East, AZ https://t.co/S2Vg7VYBMz