Deanna the Suburban Housewitch

Clove-smoking GenX snarky artist cliché.
Pretty much only here to document the bullshit and roll my eyes sadly at the state of the broader apocalypse.

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

Yep, this is really all pointless.

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

https://t.co/LV2iNZn3W7

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

@ProjPM I have been nothing but honest with you, dude. I get miscommunications and shit when there' s a ton of info coming in to sift or whatever, and I wish no harm on any of these people including you, but I'm done being accused of all manner of crap. Good luck unraveling all of this.

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

@danzbyrd21 Your stupid gaming joke caused so much of this, so you can fuck all the way off.

I can only speak for myself. I can't speak for anybody else. That's why I talk about my shit, because other people's stories belong to them. They are not mine to tell. That's it.

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

It was a discussion of this property, why it'd make a great artist retreat, and why I'd never want to own horses.

https://t.co/4CjoA9OwFt

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

Before anyone even looks over here.

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

Only other recent convo posted with permission, other party became uncomfortable and requested deletion, so it's getting deleted.

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

@ProjPM I don't have kids, and I already told you: Jim presented these people to us as allies and we thought we could trust them. I had no idea about the rest of this until you started posting about it.

[Katie Goldin 🐜 @KatieGoldin]

“For this social media campaign we are launching the phrase ‘complaining class,’ please reflect this in your posts. Thanks in advance.”

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

@FiversVisions @winkie_doo

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

@thevetkin @PokerPolitics I am well aware; I was explicitly asking because this particular theory isn't one I had seen in the previous rounds and wondered if it's a new one from this batch or I just missed it in 2020.

[Kali 🌻🍉 @sleeping_kali]

I have a feeling there would be fewer issues with rape gangs if the UK convicts the Tate brothers for running a website that teaches men that rape is masculinity

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

This truly is the best thing in the whole world this week.

[amie あみ @amie_manul]

マヌルネコのベビーズ

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

The last line is so totally relatable.

(The number of people who think I actually do this sort of thing still surprises me. Usually I'm just here wondering if the three-fold law isn't a bit backwards, and I can only hope to get 1/3 the benefit of the doubt I extend to others.)

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

@mwendling I mean, if someone is already fixated on how something 'will ruin everything', I don't see them not 'being taken out of the story' from before it ever even begins, so I don't know what he was expecting.

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

It also looks like shit.

https://t.co/PLDOjvmq2Q

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

The new Charlie Kirk statue in NYC won't last a day

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

While I usually have empathy for my fellow artists, I don't have any for people grifting off of tragedy, trauma, or hate. So fuck this guy.

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

@jdr_1776 @PokerPolitics You are entirely insane, and I'm out of patience for this fuckery. My father has literally talked to the man face to face since he left office. Fuck all the way off into the sun.

[Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @SpiralDee]

Back to printing more beads and working on the doll model for now. My stupid drama and being falsely accused of shit factor is already way past my limits for the day.