Maybe computers being down yesterday was because Microsoft was cleaning all the voter corruption before investigators could find it. Program in. Program out.
Humans can't synthetize protein from plants, Gorillas can. We need meat protein.
Gorillas obtain much of their protein from leaves and vegetation. Their digestive systems also have specialized gut fermentation that allows them to extract energy from fibrous plants.
Humans have a different digestive system, but we can still digest plants perfectly well.
When a Florida Hooters launched a beer sales contest, managers promised the top waitress a brand-new Toyota. Jodee Berry out-hustled everyone to win.
But on April Foolโs Day, the reward became a toxic prank.
Her manager blindfolded Berry, led her to the parking lot, and handed her a Toy Yodaโa plastic Star Wars action figure.
The management roared with laughter. Berry didn't.
Refusing to be humiliated, she hired a lawyer and sued Hooters for breach of contract. She weaponised the law against corporate cruelty.
Ultimately, Hooters surrendered, settling out of court for an undisclosed fortune.
It was enough for Berry to walk into any dealership and claim whatever Toyota she desired.
Her attorney called it a "happy ending." In reality, it was a masterclass in fighting back and winning.
@meme_zar
@STBPInc I get it, you want Cheap mexican labor and you practice blatant discrimination against white people and legal immigrants, it's all about your pockets you are now the colonizers.
Mario Guerrero, CEO of South Texas Builders Assoc., sent a message to lawmakers: โICE has impacted our communities greatly, they have destroyed families, they have taken people with no criminal history ... and we can not have that anymore."
@ABICaction I get it, you want Cheap mexican labor and you practice blatant discrimination against white people and legal immigrants, it's all about your pockets you are now the colonizers.
๐จ JUST IN: Kyle Brennan, the son of disgraced Obama CIA Director John Brennan, has been ARRESTED by the FBI on a federal child p*rnography charge, per the Daily Mail
WHAT A SICKO. Imagine that. ๐คฏ
An FBI affidavit says agents found about 88 images of minor girls on his iPhone โผ๏ธ
Agents reportedly took the 40-year-old into custody at his workplace in Herndon, Virginia
He faces a FELONY count of "transportation of child p*rnography" in the Eastern District of Virginia