Joseph Smith Jr.

14 when I first spoke to Elohim, and later published a book. I tripped out a window and now I'm partying and living it up on my own planet with my 40+ wives.

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@DeseretNews Great let’s spend money 💴 on the obvious. #utpol

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@TheDweck $100 says she yelled “just put some goop in it” and skied away.

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@SkepticNikki Or better yet, when they credit God for your accomplishments.

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@DeseretNews @LDSchurch Who needs a plan. Elohim is my co-pilot! Weeeeeeee!

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@SenMikeLee I’m absolutely fine with individuals believing any and all fancy fairytales they want, as long as they keep it to themselves, don’t tell me I have believe the it, don’t try and put it in public schools and don’t use them as justification for laws. #utpol

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@fox13 This is literally one of the most disgusting things I’ve heard the Utah legislation trying to do. #utpol

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@BYU @MatthewLuhn #CESletters

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@thecloutbitch At least you’ll get a sweet domain like https://t.co/WatwF2oUSJ 🔥🔥🔥

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I'm just super-tickled to learn that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second and cheated on her with his third and cheated on her with a porn actress and lied about paying hush money and then said the hush money payments were legal says that Bible study is important

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@DeseretNews 1. Virtue and cheating on all your wife’s.
2. Knowing the Bible without reading it.
3. How to convince your base you have morals.
4. Denigrate with snappy slogans and other Jesus like approach’s
#trumpsbibleclasses #utpol

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@MarinersSea Which wife?

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@BenWinslow @fox13 @ChurchofSatan ? 😉

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@MarinersSea @BYU That meeting place you get your chunk of white bread and room temperature water, followed by gossiping about Karen and her tramp stamp.

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@MarinersSea @BYU You and your spectacularly witty comment must really dazzle your friends, family and keep your ward a buzz.

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@SenMikeLee @swinshi Is @SenMikeLee the right person to be having this discussion? Given that his religion was a bastion of religious racism, until the federal government stepped in and forced their hand. #utpol #Mormonism

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

On #HolocaustMemorialDay, we remember the tremendous, immeasurable human cost of bigotry — and we reaffirm that there can be no place for antisemitism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, or *any* form of hatred in our communities, our politics, and our country.

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@fox13 #gerrymandering is alive and well in Utah. #utpol

[QuitMormon @QuitMormon]

One thousand six hundred and eleven people have just resigned from the LDS church. Total https://t.co/7LvqljJRj3 resignations: 27936

[Joseph Smith Jr. @SpiritOfSmithJr]

@fox13 Was he holding a golden plate?