Danny Haiphong Parody

Parody of @GeopoliticsDH. I unironically support fascist regimes because I think any country that opposes the USA is automatically an anti-imperialist country.

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

Rather than choose the lesser of two evils, I decided to do absolutely nothing, and pat myself on the back for nourishing my unending sense of self superiority.

If I could, I would have voted for Putin, who famously never sends anyone to a premature death.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

@TuckerCarlson He’s a deep thinker hey Tucker

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

@CIA_in_China Launching wars and using chemical weapons are only bad when the west does them. When it isn’t the west doing them, it’s a glorious anti imperialist struggle.

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! I sure don’t! That’s because it was before Musk ruined it and changed its name!

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

Presenting the TWITTER FRINGE HIGHLIGHT REEL OF 2023!

I've thrown together a list of top tweets for every month of 2023. Vote for the best by replying with your favorite tweet of the month below.

Starting off strong with this all-time banger from January:

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

Because the west has done bad things, I will never condemn anybody outside of the west.

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

@CIA_in_China I’m so glad you noticed! :)

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

@RocketArchive understands this perfectly. Oppressed nations cannot be imperialist, however. Therefore, oppressed nations such as Russia and Palestine have every right to start wars against their oppressors. Anyone who is opposed to the U.S. is automatically justified.

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

@Mashimaro77 @MrJerryGoode They do teach it in American schools. Jerry Goode is asinine even by shill standards. 😂

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

BRICS is so great, it doesn’t need cohesion, OR a currency of its own to compete with the dollar!

[Raven Howland 🇺🇸🇹🇼🇭🇰 ☭⃠ @Venusupreme]

I see @conoranalysis (Conor King) no longer exists on this site. Farewell, my friend… I really did admire you and look up to you. I hope you are well. 🫡

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

The only possible explanation for a country not wanting to join BRICS must be vulture creditors, or else maybe American imperialism.

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

I can’t wait to explain why it’s a threat to world peace to supply Ukraine with arms in response to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine!

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

@Gonz67Ricky Yes 😂

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However, China is also the “leader” in green technology, so this is entirely excusable.

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

Russia liberated crimea in 2014, just like it started to liberate the entirety of Ukraine in 2022. Those who resist Russian liberation are in fact terrorists.

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

@cg100603 @CIA_in_China But it’s totally not illegal!

[Stank Jankus 🇺🇦🇪🇺🇹🇼🇭🇰🇬🇪 @BeefyRumbles]

@SpiritofHo #SmallDickEnergy @SpiritofHa

[Danny Haiphong Parody @SpiritofHo]

Countries that voluntarily join the EU and NATO are not US allies; they are instead somehow being destroyed by the US, because destroying its own “vassal states” is a great way to weaken Russia and China.