It's a bit sad to be so excited that a magazine has responded to my submission with "longlisted" but I am excited because it's a brilliant magazine. No names in case I don't (highly likely) make the shortlist.
@notcapnamerica Say, does this mean a non-usa country could kidnap and detain the rapist Trump and Melania? I think I'll wait and see what NATO does. I hope they don't take too long being absoluty gobsmacked.
@Rep_Stansbury On the basis he's not been confined in a care home doctors have released him, so, doctors believe he knows what he's doing. The rants, the whims, the random pardons, executive orders for whatever notion wakes him up, buddy hirings, enemy firings...
@highbrow_nobrow@Acyn Hmmm, not aware Greenland has suffered incursions since the Vikings sent in warriors. Unless you count greedy, land-grabbing Americans.
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@historigins Does this imply women see a man's car as an extension of his penis? Generally, the old wives tale is a man driving a big car is overcompensating.
@EastEndJoe I think selfish, intolerant and have failed to meet the basic duty of a public person is the Trump bit of the Trump-Kennedy Centre. How can you expect an artist to perform under those conditions?