Zoya

security studies grad student. huge dork. Not A Liberal. tweets secretly @spirograffe.🇺🇸 to 🇩🇪 to 🇳🇱 to 🇺🇸. this is my account for interacting w people.

[Zoya @spirograph]

@irlfleabag ur sharing some good resources here but the “country” highlighted on this map doesn’t exist lol

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@neonwario @josiahhughes i love making ppl their silly little treats and trying to get them as photogenic as possible: what i don’t like is ppl ordering these drinks during peak or being mad when their very involved and complicated drink takes more than a minute to make lmao

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@CamelManager @gogglecrab @stuiemclaren @holamotomari @lilyblueyez i work at a “normal, big city starbucks” and we have drinks filling the whole handoff plane probably at least once a day. usually only a few of these are abandoned, but if it’s been over an hour we throw them out, and we probably toss at least 15 drinks a day on average

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@hyp3rviolet @michaelcarrotu please don’t speak for starbucks employees lmao; making a frap is annoying, but not difficult. when i make fun of adults for ordering their daily 6 am milkshake, i am MAKING FUN OF THEM, not complaining about how hard and stupid my job is (which it is, but this is not why)

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@MadDeniels i’m sorry but you have a child’s understanding of communism. if u actually want to learn i’d love to chat but you don’t know what ur talking about lmao

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@worldafropedia @notXiangyu @JamaicanJihadi if anything i read that sentence as an acknowledgement of the influence of white supremacy. white people would’ve killed someone and made it a whole thing about self-defense where we have to rehash the same gun control arguments 1000 times lol

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ppl who don’t get the little miss memes clearly never read a little miss book as a small child and that’s okay! not every meme is for you!!

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just walked past 4 teenage boys trying to hit each other with a dead christmas tree going “elden ring bro elden ring”

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@ai_curio_bot botprompt: my cat has no teeth

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@GnarlyWhitehur1 @ByYourLogic not to reply seriously to a joke or whatever, but full fat yogurt doesn’t have any lactose in it :)

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@TenaciousCee @kaceybanester @aubreyhirsch where in europe is local anesthesia guaranteed lmao, i tried to get one TWICE in the netherlands and they were just like “take an ibuprofen beforehand” 🙃

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those pants are so ugly tho why u gotta do sagittarius so dirty :(

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did The Original Fave Anime (sailor moon and pokémon don’t count bc i watched them as a kid when they were just cartoons)

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@therealchuckr @GunnelsWarren you wouldn’t last a day as a barista lmao

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@dandrezner @SecBlinken sanctions are never sustainable, hope this helps :)

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@autistic_muse @TBonvillain lots of (surprisingly young) trans kids kill themselves due to lack of access to the proper care

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@patrick_mooney i’m just here to have some fun

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@patrick_mooney ur the one going to ppl’s profiles to bring up random things they are doing outside of this conversation to prove some sort of silly point about “taste” based on what i’m assuming is distaste on your part for whatever other things people express interest in in their own tweets