Dance Dance Revolutionist

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[snow_frog @snow_frog8]

I just shitmaxxed my pants after trying to fartmog someone

[StoneVol Jackson @stonevol1861]

State trooper finally took an exit. Pace car is off. Time to open it up son

[swilly ☻ @swillysports]

because i would jump when my team loses

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

"is this indica or sativa" no dude this is weed you smoke it and you get high dude

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[nba shady facts and updates 𝜗𝜚 @spursremix]

if he dies just keep playing @spurs @nyknicks

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

niggas be like "how can you hate subway, you made the sandwich" BECAUSE THE INGREDIENTS ARE MADE OF SHARK DICK AND LADYBUG PUSSY

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[James @JamesNotJamie1]

*extremely hungover* the jews did this to me

[maddy 🦅🐻 @strovillier]

not a single person who has lived in both the actual south and dc will ever say this

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

I miss when rednecks hated authority, and knew the rich man was their number one enemy.

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

He tried to warn us. That’s why they silenced him.

[Ken Carman @KenCarman]

I watched Maxx Crosby ghost inhale a cigar after TNF. That’s all the physical I would need to trade for him.

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

They said Maxx Crosby blew Black N Mild smoke in Eric Decosta’s face

[DKAstrology 🇭🇺🇯🇲🙏✨ @DKAstrology]

Normalize sending politicians to fight in wars they start.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[𝒦𝓎𝑜𝓂𝒾 🌸 @pyttkykomi]

i wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school