Christopher

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@adamcarolla ever call a corrugated staple gun, a “Jew nailer” or is that just an east coast thing?

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@adamcarolla what kinda range is Seth mcfarlane?! He simultaneously produces the family guy and the cosmos?

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@adamcarolla ace man… I’ve always been with you on all counts but I watching an HBO doc on black wallstreet and I think we need to start realizing the black community did get denied education and it could be bleeding into society today.

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@DeafFratGuy You mean like the bilderberg group bro?!

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@natasharothwell Imagine your dad leaving to go get a pack of cigarettes 750 years ago and your still waiting by the door.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

How about don’t knock on my door.

You’re not my parents. You’re the government. Make the vaccine available, and let people be free to choose.

Why is that concept so hard for the left?

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@normmacdonald I knew it! You didn’t have the sniffles... It was COCAINE!

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@VinnieTortorich Beast mode

[Vinnie Tortorich @VinnieTortorich]

I sleep next to a #BondGirl #NSNG

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@elonmusk nuclear power plants put off heat and need cooled. Saltwater needs desalination. Salt mines are dangerous. Can we get it together?

[Deaf Frat Guy @DeafFratGuy]

If this Three Donged Kid pledges Delta Fu, we would probably name him Trey

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@joerogan do you think Anthony bordain realized he had seen everything the world had to offer before he...?

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

How in the cinnamon toast f*ck does this happen - when Larry David clearly has a pulse?!?!
#demandingrecount ☑️😊

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@BaldBryan I listen to frank on the reg. Which song is this?

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@BaldBryan Better than a conch shell

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@BaldBryan it ain’t on Twitter but here’s one for ya. #sportsball

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@mikeroweworks how hard was it to choke down the commercial where you said “enjoy it from your couch”?

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@era88 @benshapiro Remove the word “federal” from this statement and repost it and justify the argument

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

And to conservatives: subscribe to the outlets you love NOW. Because the next move will be to disappear all your access to those outlets via the social media companies. It will be direct access or nothing. And now even direct access is in question thanks to AWS’ move.

[Christopher @Spitwinkle]

@elonmusk needs to offer parler a safe space away from googles servers on starlink