Dave Masters

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[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@DMist922 😂 you’re not wrong probably why it took me so long to realize haha

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

I was talking to my Spanish coworker about “Transformers” for a full three minutes before I realized he meant transgender 😂😂😂

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@Fat_Hollywood @jg_1221 And you’d be right pal !!😭😭

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@jg_1221

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me & my friends telling jokes:

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@clairemasters There’s two Forrest fires at minnewaska right now

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@clairemasters Themed parties are for dorks

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@jg_1221 @NickSalemo @Fat_Hollywood What you mean they’re bout to be nice this year ………………….

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@jg_1221 @FlyFrontier Bro our flight back from NC was frontier and was smooth as hell 😂

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

French food blows , that’s it that’s the tweet

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@jg_1221 @KDTrey5 @StephenCurry30 😂😂

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@jg_1221 @clairemasters @Fat_Hollywood It’s Tums time !

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@jg_1221 @clairemasters @Fat_Hollywood Bruhhhhhhh 😭😭

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@jg_1221 @clairemasters Lmaooooo is a two on one war with the Masters really what you want jg??? 😂😂

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

🌊🌊🌊@J_reyy yo happy bday (yesterday lol) homie !! 🌊🌊🌊 brews soon ???????🌊🌊🌊

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

WILD RANDOM AND A THROWAWAY LINE BUT SHIT KILLS ME EVERY TIME😭😭😭

[Dave Masters @Splash_Masters]

@J_reyy Good looks brotha !