pat

big bruce springsteen fan

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

🐊

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

🏈 25 CORRECT
🎯 LOST ON 2004
🎯 COREY DILLON
🎯 ALMA MATER
https://t.co/2VOJWGc5NW

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

WHERE ARE YEW

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

That Odell Beckham Jr jersey calling out to me from my closet like the green goblin mask

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

Footbaw

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

I can’t describe it but I am yearning for the feeling of throwing a perfect spiral right now

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

We gotta pick a day where everyone is off from work and teach everyone how to use a roundabout

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

Football

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

I constantly move hot wheels from my car to the house and vice versa. It is a blast.

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

Bro is about to get soooo many speeding tickets

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: Eagles are signing two-time Pro-Bowl selection Jalen Carter to a four-year, $152 million extension worth up to $160 million, including $106 million guaranteed that now makes him the highest-paid defensive tackle in NFL history, per his agents Drew and Jason Rosenhaus.

Carter now will be under contract to the Eagles through the 2031 season.

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

Doctor: “You have four minutes to live.”
Me:

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

“I like it when you’re nice to me” is an all time dumb lyric

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

Now watch this drive

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

What if we all just shut up? Has anyone considered that as the fix?

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

I’ve finally found my calling- mattress for children. Two children have fallen asleep on me in less than 12 hours

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

These dogs don’t know the first thing about football

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Football Guy

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

What time is the eagles game today?

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

I wish I could arrest people for being annoying on a plane

[pat @SplatFlorgan]

I definitely want to see your Spotify wrapped

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

Urban Meyer had the ultimate getback on Georgia a year after the Gator stomp 🐊

He called all of his remaining timeouts in the last minute to get the crowd fired up.