Splatoon ENG

Unofficial Splatoon Twitter providing alternate translations that aim to fit in all information from SplatoonJP's original posts.
Run by @ardnin_ and @rassicas

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

Important: Please do not harass or become hateful of the official SplatoonNA account.
Our goal is not to shove stuff in their face, but only to offer alternate translations for people that are interested in the full information the Japanese Splatoon account provides.

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

[[Note: AFAIK this letter was not posted to twitter, but sent out via email to the addresses of nintendo acc. holders. Here is the official english version, for reference.]]

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

Grizzco Industries has sent out a notice regarding the upcoming Big Run!

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

Grizzco Industries has sent out a thank you message to all the part-timers out there.
Please read the image for more details.
Participants will also receive a thank you gift!

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

[[previous tweet was deleted because of a typo]]
[[Thanks to Cozyhoodies for the edit of the base image. I'm using it responsibly, but you don't have to.]]
https://t.co/R5GkVBqnIz

[HomeByMidnight @Cozyhoodies]

@SplatoonNA go nuts, chat

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

Grizzco Industries has some urgent news for all the part-timers out there! We've received an emergency request for help with the BIG Big Run event coming up this weekend. Please read the message in the image for more details.

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

The Charcoal Decavitator will also be available.
Use a Splash Wall sub to close in with a signature charge slash. Pursue those far away opponents with an Inkjet special.
There's two different flavors of Decavitators, so choose the one you like best!

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

The Custom Hydra Splatling is a customized model decorated with a genuine sticker.
Use your Ink Mine to keep an advantageous position and make the most of your high firepower. With the Splattercolor Screen special, you can expect to contribute on the offense and defense.

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

Off the Hook is back from their world tour, with a fresh update to Color Pulse that they'll sing at the Square! `"Every time I play the intro, I remember 7 years ago when I first stood on that stage with Pearlie. Feels like it was just yesterday,'' said Marina with a fond smile.

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

"Slopping Spree" is a song that Harmony hummed while staring off into space, and the composer Orion turned it into the chorus' melody. It seems like they're cheering on the battle in their own way, but not for any particular team.
https://t.co/nVZH6yHqP1

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

In an ever-changing music scene, Chirpy Chips goes at their own pace. The hard rhythms, retro sounds, and chill vocals are still alive and well. With such a long gap between releases, many fans are reading into the new songs for a deeper meaning, but there doesn't seem to be one.

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

We have obtained a document that appears to be a blueprint of the Splattercolor Screen that appeared in a recent video.
It seems to be equipped with a mechanism to deploy a sheet, and is capable of affecting an Inkling's vision.
Further research results will be reported on later.

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

This specimen is called Megalodontia, and is said to be much larger than any other King Salmonid seen so far. Its large mouth is said to be capable of eating just about anything.
No further details are known, but according to Grizzco, it's likely to come ashore early December.

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

This is the Snipewriter 5B, with a different sub and special from the 5H to change up your writing style. Use a Splash Wall to secure your position, and your main weapon, which can fire up to 5 consecutive shots, to spread ink. Spread the ink further with the Ink Storm special!

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

A radio station in Splatsville gave one of their songs, "Aquasonic", a lot of play, and H2Whoa began to garner attention. Cool down from a scorching battle with those husky and transparent vocals and synths, and a rhythm that speeds like a stream of water!
https://t.co/kJEfQNC7xs

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

From Greater Inkopolis comes H2Whoa, with some refreshing BGM for battles! Despite having just formed, this band has already attracted tons of attention. The rock-loving youths of the Splatlands are puzzled, but can't hide their interest:
[1/2]

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

[2/2]
"The pretentious lyrics and visuals are kinda annoying, but the candidness of it is fresh."

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

[[The auto translate on the splatoon JP tweet was so bad I had to return. I believe the "skanky" mistranslation came from the verb スカす (sukasu) somehow getting turned into skanky from how it sounds? But the word means 'to put on airs' or 'to be pretentious'.]]

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

23 new Tableturf cards are also on the way.
The new cards include another set of Deep Cut cards, the residents of Inkopolis, and more.
Strengthen your deck with these new cards, and get ready for some serious competition with your friends!

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

Finally, online Tableturf Battle will be available!
Make a room with your friends or Pool members, and battle it out on the Lobby's second floor.
Up to 10 players (8 in the Shoal) can enter a room. You can play against each other or watch matches while changing opponents.

[Splatoon ENG @SplatoonEng]

What's new in the lobby? The Jukebox.
If you put in 100G of cash, you can change the lobby music to whatever you like.
During a private battle, the music of other players in the same room will also change.
This is your chance to show off your favorite song to your friends!